Bama Jokes

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 12:11 PM

Q: Why do Bama graduates keep their diplomas in the windshield of their pickups?

A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Q: Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco

A: To Tuscaloosa...he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!

Q: Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?

A: Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.

Q: What do you call a genius at Alabama?

A: Visitor.

Q: Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?

A: The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.

This year's Bama team is so sorry they have to buy a house just to get a yard.

Q: How do you keep a Bama football player out of your yard?

A: Put a goal post in it.

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but it takes a roomfull to sit around and talk about how the BEAR would have done it.

Q: How do you know that someone from the University of Alabama invented the toothbrush??

A: Because anywhere else, it would have been called the TEETH-brush!

Q: Why is the Alabama football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How do you get the Alabama football team to stand for the National Anthem?

A: The stadium announcer says "...will the defendants please rise?

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

**snaggeltooth** · 10-05-2006, 12:19 PM

**Ice Spiral** · 10-05-2006, 04:21 PM

12 national championships
21 SEC championships (NCAA Record)
53 bowl appearances (NCAA Record)
30 bowl wins (NCAA Record)
6th in all-time wins

**Vols Fan** · 10-05-2006, 05:01 PM

StangKiller you did this on purpose to spite you know who didn't you? LOL!

I've heard all those just repalced with other teams.

BadBlueBird* · 10-05-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ice Spiral

12 national championships
21 SEC championships (NCAA Record)
53 bowl appearances (NCAA Record)
30 bowl wins (NCAA Record)
6th in all-time wins

Welcome to the present nutrider..

Alabama 23
Arkansas 24

Alabama 13
Florida 28

Face the facts man..
Alabama will lose at LEAST 3 more games this year..

@Tenn
@LSU
Auburn

**snaggeltooth** · 10-05-2006, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

Welcome to the present nutrider..

Alabama 23
Arkansas 24

Alabama 13
Florida 28

Face the facts man..
Alabama will lose at LEAST 3 more games this year..

@Tenn
@LSU
Auburn

someone keeps bringing up History ..... Will that be on the test ....lol...