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08-15-2007, 09:03 PM #1Member
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Australian Joke
The newspaper, "The Australian," over a period of weeks sought entries for The Great Australian yarn.
This was the winner:
Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?"
"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 head from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus ..... after all,
she stuck by me durin' the drought.
Mike
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08-15-2007, 09:27 PM #2Random Pics King
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I don't get it ???
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08-15-2007, 09:38 PM #3Master Exploder
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Yea, I am not sure what is going on here...
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08-15-2007, 09:53 PM #4Member
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"route" is pronounced in Australia as "root"
"root" in Australia is a "F*#k!!!!
Mike
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08-15-2007, 09:56 PM #5Yo Da Lin The Valley.....
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08-16-2007, 04:37 AM #6Grand Imperial Wizard
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I dont get it..........
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08-16-2007, 05:03 AM #7Detailing + Design
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i'm actually surprised by that, sarge
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08-16-2007, 05:59 AM #8Impounded
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Bug is surely laughing his ass off right now....damn australians
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Sorry but I don't get it either.... ???
route = root = F*#K ????
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08-16-2007, 06:01 AM #10Impounded
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well...since it has a NWS heres something u guys DO understand
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08-16-2007, 06:02 AM #11Impounded
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What? Who?
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08-16-2007, 06:04 AM #12Senior Member
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Originally Posted by burnws6
Now your talkin !! Originally Posted by burnws6
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08-16-2007, 11:27 AM #13Rice Killa
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Hell yea
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I just emailed it to my friend is Australia. haha
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08-16-2007, 11:40 AM #15Senior Member
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I still don't get the joke..... Originally Posted by SiggyZ
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08-16-2007, 11:42 AM #16Consumer of kraut
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I don't either, but I'm sure they will. My guess is it's something sexual..as in rooting his Missus.
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
I still don't get the joke.....
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08-16-2007, 12:05 PM #17Member
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Drovers are Australian "cowboys" Originally Posted by SiggyZ
"mob" is a group of cattle
"route" is a pathway from "a" to "b"
Goodiwindi to Gympie is a very long distance - many days and nights on the road with the cattle!
"route" is pronounced "root" in Australia
"root" in Australia is sexual intercourse
Australian's have a very laconic sense of humour!
Mike
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Bugger....now I need to do some thought finding while on the dunny.
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Originally Posted by mmciau
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08-16-2007, 03:08 PM #20Compulsive F bomb dropper
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