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    nws Australian Joke

    The newspaper, "The Australian," over a period of weeks sought entries for The Great Australian yarn.

    This was the winner:




    Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar.
    One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?"
    "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 head from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
    "Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"
    "Ah, prob'ly the Missus ..... after all,

    she stuck by me durin' the drought.


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    I don't get it ???

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    Yea, I am not sure what is going on here...

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    "route" is pronounced in Australia as "root"

    "root" in Australia is a "F*#k!!!!


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    I dont get it..........

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    Bug is surely laughing his ass off right now....damn australians

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    Sorry but I don't get it either.... ???

    route = root = F*#K ????

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    well...since it has a NWS heres something u guys DO understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    well...since it has a NWS heres something u guys DO understand
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    Now your talkin !!

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    I just emailed it to my friend is Australia. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    I just emailed it to my friend is Australia. haha
    I still don't get the joke.....

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    I don't either, but I'm sure they will. My guess is it's something sexual..as in rooting his Missus.

    Quote Originally Posted by SleeperC5 View Post
    I still don't get the joke.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    I don't either, but I'm sure they will. My guess is it's something sexual..as in rooting his Missus.
    Drovers are Australian "cowboys"

    "mob" is a group of cattle

    "route" is a pathway from "a" to "b"

    Goodiwindi to Gympie is a very long distance - many days and nights on the road with the cattle!

    "route" is pronounced "root" in Australia

    "root" in Australia is sexual intercourse

    Australian's have a very laconic sense of humour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmciau View Post
    Drovers are Australian "cowboys"

    "mob" is a group of cattle

    "route" is a pathway from "a" to "b"

    Goodiwindi to Gympie is a very long distance - many days and nights on the road with the cattle!

    "route" is pronounced "root" in Australia

    "root" in Australia is sexual intercourse

    Australian's have a very laconic sense of humour!

    Mike


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