Attn: Assholes

[86 IROC-Z]

Dear Assholes,

We know this might be hard for you to grasp because of your below freezing IQs, but we all would severely enjoy it if you stopped pulling the fire alarms in the dorms on a weekly basis between the hours of 10pm and 4am. This is even moreso important as tonight marks the eve of finals week. You might find it amusing to watch everyone stand in the cold for upwards of an hour while the fire department checks every single one of the hundreds of rooms in the building, however most of us do not. So please stop. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[TheKitchenSink]

That has to blow...my GF is always telling me about how she has to wake up for fire alarms at like 2 in the morning. Id go nuts if it kept happening.

[derrinx]

i dont think my dorm building has fire alarms...ghetto ass binghamton...ohh well no disturbing my sleep!

[third_shift|studios]

my duche-bag neigbor below me intentionally leaves while his alarm clock is still going off, i get to enjoy that for a good 2 hours in the morning from 6:30 on.

[joerockhead]

Dear Assholes,

We know this might be hard for you to grasp because of your below freezing IQs, but we all would severely enjoy it if you stopped pulling the fire alarms in the dorms on a weekly basis between the hours of 10pm and 4am. This is even moreso important as tonight marks the eve of finals week. You might find it amusing to watch everyone stand in the cold for upwards of an hour while the fire department checks every single one of the hundreds of rooms in the building, however most of us do not. So please stop. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Everyone

A Good Ass beating would resolve that. Maybe find someone in the doorms that can stay awake late to watch for the scum.

my duche-bag neigbor below me intentionally leaves while his alarm clock is still going off, i get to enjoy that for a good 2 hours in the morning from 6:30 on.

Set up a program to call his number at 15-20 minute intervals between midnight and 5 am.

[Spaz]

my duche-bag neigbor below me intentionally leaves while his alarm clock is still going off, i get to enjoy that for a good 2 hours in the morning from 6:30 on.

my neighbors learned not to do shit like that...

[86 IROC-Z]

my duche-bag neigbor below me intentionally leaves while his alarm clock is still going off, i get to enjoy that for a good 2 hours in the morning from 6:30 on.

Mine does too... but its every other day at 1pm...

[Silver Streak]

Yeah, we had false alarms in the dorms too... about 2 am... right about the time bars close.. cooincidence? I think not. Got to the point that I wodl lock the door and just stay in bed.. they would knock on all the doors.. no one answered, they moved on.

[86 IROC-Z]

Yeah, we had false alarms in the dorms too... about 2 am... right about the time bars close.. cooincidence? I think not. Got to the point that I wodl lock the door and just stay in bed.. they would knock on all the doors.. no one answered, they moved on.

Lucky... Our RAs have master keys and check every room, and then lock it

[Silver Streak]

Damn RAs... sorry to hear that man...just think.. only another year of that.. then you can find your own place and spend more on rent, utilities, etc.. but atleast you'll have your own bathroom!

[FuxOnTheFirstDate]

Dear Assholes,

We know this might be hard for you to grasp because of your below freezing IQs, but we all would severely enjoy it if you stopped pulling the fire alarms in the dorms on a weekly basis between the hours of 10pm and 4am. This is even moreso important as tonight marks the eve of finals week. You might find it amusing to watch everyone stand in the cold for upwards of an hour while the fire department checks every single one of the hundreds of rooms in the building, however most of us do not. So please stop. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Everyone

If you've seen Jackass #2 then you know that you need a big fist in the wall rigged to strike when they pull the alarm. That way you can catch them because the big fist will knock them the fuck out.

[9t8z28]

Why don't they put a hidden camera by the fire alarms! Thats a criminal offense!

[86 IROC-Z]

Why don't they put a hidden camera by the fire alarms! Thats a criminal offense!

They had a dorm building meeting thing where they told everyone it was breaking federal laws and whatnot, and said they put cameras around the alarms... but obviously not, since no ones been caught and it still gets set off.

Unless people have been caught, and they didn't tell us, and its been different kids each time... I wouldn't be suprised if they didn't tell us... who ever it was would've gotten jumped by half the building

[9t8z28]

Set up a spot where you can spy on who is doing it and then beat the living shiy out of em!

[86 IROC-Z]

There are atleast 36 fire alarms they could pull in the building