april fools

[hutch1999]

anyone bust any funny april fools jokes out today? I havent done shit.

another forum I'm on locked down the misc section and password protected it.

[86 IROC-Z]

another forum I'm on locked down the misc section and password protected it.

u mad brah?

[hutch1999]

lol no password was tatortots, i take it your on there too?

[doberman 152]

Remember when Spaz said he blew his motor at work last year and people were going to start giving him parts. LOL

[LT1 > LS1]

my buddy told his mom that he got a girl pregnent...she started freakin out, then he told her april fools! and she hit him. she was super pissed hahahaha

[TempleU_WS6]

Remember when Spaz said he blew his motor at work last year and people were going to start giving him parts. LOL

hahah, I remember that. That was soo good. Everyone was like aw come on this is definitely an April fools joke and he reassured everyone here was serious till like the next day.

[Rhinohuey]

Remember when Spaz said he blew his motor at work last year and people were going to start giving him parts. LOL

i remember that

[joestacey06]

I went to my wife's work and left the following letter on her front seat.

You don’t know me and I don’t know you. We do have a mutual friend who urged me to write you this letter. Let me start by saying I am very sorry. I met your husband through myspace. At the time I did not know he was married. He did not tell me this. I had mentioned his name to someone and that person informed me who he was and that he has a wife. I met him only once in person and nothing happened. He has since contacted me and wants to meet again but I declined. He does not know I’m telling you this so it’s up to you if you want to confront him about it. I just felt you should be aware of the situation. Again, I am very sorry and if I had known he was married I never would have met him the first time.

[Zapper2003]

dude thats not nice my mom pulled the ol cell phone trick. called home from her drive to the office this morning 'i got pulled over, 57 in a 40' blah blah blah got him pretty good.

[joestacey06]

dude thats not nice

Last year I told her I wanted a divorce and she fell for it. This year she'll want a divorce.

[Zapper2003]

goddamn you're a mean fucker

[Zapper2003]

either that or you REALLY want a way out

[joestacey06]

goddamn you're a mean fucker

That's what she says. Every year! The year before I told her I had gotten in an accident. Not too major except we didn't have car ins. at the time.

[SexOnWheels]

Remember when Spaz said he blew his motor at work last year and people were going to start giving him parts. LOL

Happier times, I wish Spaz would post more.....

The P-word was a no-brainer, all and all a real fun day!

[Mike Hawk]

heres one i did to my wife last night. You know on kitchen sinks they have that pullout sprayer thing? put a rubber band tight around it on the handle of it so it is tight and aim the sprayer up a little and when someone turns the kitchen sink water on it will spray them hard in the face. its good, trust me.

[Zapper2003]

another good one is to pull the lid off the toilet, and take the rubber hose that runs from the fill valve to the overflow, and, (provided the hose is long enough), run the hose over the rim of the tank and point it at the person pissing, replace the lid. Now, when someone, hopefully not yourself, flushes, they too get a hell of a soaking. Word to the wise: dont do this at your own house (wet floors).

[cant.b.caught.z28]

My camaro is broken down at the time, so I've been driving my dads charger around, and I called him up today and said that I had been messin' around and totalled the car.. he was piiiiissed. Then I texted my girlfriend (of 2 years) and told her that I thought we were no longer good for eachother. i got a pretty good laugh out of the two

[chiller2484]

I went to my wife's work and left the following letter on her front seat.

damn dude, do you like not having sex?

[JwMonE99]

Who said you had to have sex with the wifey?

[joestacey06]

damn dude, do you like not having sex?

I got a very good BJ before work last night. She knows better than to say no! She spoils me.