Anyone ever wonder....

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where all those wierd sayings come from??


like:
Katie, bar the door
or,
It will all come out in the wash.

Hold your horses.

Don't blow hot air in my face.

You've got me between a rock and a hard place.

He's a chip off the old block.

Has the cat got your tongue?

You can put that where the sun don't shine.

They treat me like a red headed step child.

My daddy didn't raise me to tell lies.


Anybody got any grandparent sayings???

[anniversary30]

colder then a witchs titty

colder then a well diggers ass

harder then kelseys nuts
cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

[ztrouble]

hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

happier than a billy goat with two dicks

hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

[Nhra Firebird]

shit's gonna hit the fan

[cammed goat]

"Disme quien andas y te dire quien eres", or, Tell me who you walk with and I'll tell you who you are". Grandmother on mother's side-P.R.

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I'll give you the long and short of it.
You've got a long row to hoe.
How's the weather up there?
That's enough to strangle a horse.
Dirt settles to the bottom but trash floats.
That's a bigger cud than I can chew.
It's between you, me and the fence post.
It's gonna come a gully washer.
She looks like an old cat carrying a kitten.
Shut up your pie hole.
Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
I don't trust him as far as I can throw him.
I don't break bread with a jackass.
Go that way 10 miles as the crow flies.
The jig is up.
He's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Don't toot your own horn.
He'll soon be talking out of the other side of his mouth.
She's no spring chicken.
Look at him strut like a Banny rooster.
The cat's out of the bag.
Get off your high horse.
Let bygones be bygones.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
There's not enough room in here to cuss a cat.
Still water runs deep.
I've got other fish to fry.
Don't beat a dead horse.
I don't give a doodley squat.
I'll be there come hell or high water.
Don't make me eat my words.
You ran that one in the ground.
Don't bust a gut.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
She wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Don't give me that hound dog look.
The fat's in the fire.
You'd forget your head if it wasn't fastened on.
You can't see the forest for the trees.
That's a mouthful if I ever heard one.
I wouldn't believe him if he swore on a stack of bibles.
Good lords willing, and the creeks don't rise.
He's into it head over heels.
She's so bow legged she couldn't hem a hog in a ditch.
Dressed up like a Baptist Preacher
She has on her Sunday go to meeting clothes.
He was flying down the road like a bat out of hell.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Don't get your drawers in a wad.
Come on in and put your feet under the table.
Come on to the table, we don't have much but you're welcome to it.
Come on in and take a load off your feet.
Ya'll come back and see us sometime.

[ss~zoso~ss]

colder than a whore's heart

colder than a well digger's lunch

sweatin like a whore in church

[t-rock]

hey boy dont run down there and fuck wuna them sheep
walk down and fuckm all

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^^^

[Tonik]

"The best part of you ran down your momma's leg."

[DrMilhouse]

"Get your goat"

"I'll Fix Yer Wagon"

[The Project]

The proof is in the pudding.....I love eating the proof

It's all just argy-bargy

[rbob93]

"You little asshole!"

Hey.....grandpa always told it like it was.

[Mark98SS]

Shittin in tall cotton

[doberman 152]

Like 2 monkeys fucking a football

[0rion]

my mom had a ton of these. I wish I had wrote them down because I only remember a few of them but she had thousands.

ain't worth the price of the bullet it would take to kill him
ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
to poor to paint.....to proud to whitewash
champagne wedding on a beer budget
easier than falling off a log backwards
fall into a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose

[jimmi7769]

I heard about where the freeze the ball off a brass monkey comes from.
Old military saying. Something about old cannonball cariers were made of brass and were called brass monkeys.
When brass get really cold it shrinks. when it got cold enough the cannonballs would fall off the brass monkey hence the saying.

Now you know

[doberman 152]

Hotter then a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

[BIG GUNS]

colder then a witchs titty

colder then a well diggers ass

harder then kelseys nuts
cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Darker than a well digger's ass. not colder...lol.

[BIG GUNS]

Here's a couple from Minnesota, Germany or Ireland. Not sure where they come from.

Minnesota saying: 'Tougher than a $3 steak'

From my Grandmother: 'If love goes where it is sent, it will light in a pile of shit'

'A wise man changes his mind and a fool, never'

'Thought, peed his pants' (Used when someone says they 'thought' something etc.)

'Thicker than hair on a dog'

'Busier than a cat on a granite roof'

'More problems than a cranberry merchant'

'Smells like the south end of a north bound mule'

'Tighter than a bull's ass in fly time'

'We're gonna get there on shoemaker's broncos' (shoes)

'Colder than a witches tit in a brass brazzier'

'Cold enough to freeze the hair off a brass monkey'

'The town is so empty, you could shoot a cannon from one end to the other and not hit anything'

'Lazy folks take the most pains'




From the Air Force:

'Its got a glide angle 3 degrees short of a brick'

'About as sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball'

'Proof that with the right amount of thrust, even a dipsy dumpster can fly'

'Beatings will continue until morale improves'

'Solid State Arkansas engineering'

'It flies so slow, it takes bird strikes in the ass'