Any one here of this site calle fmylife.com

**toxik iroc** · 04-14-2009, 07:28 PM

My gf just showe me this site an im loving it , so I decided to share it with the ls1 crowd!

Here are afew of em..... enjoy!

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML

Anyways enjoy

mo,

hehhe almost forgot to post the link!
http://www.fmylife.com/

**TempleU_WS6** · 04-14-2009, 07:29 PM

Repost bro.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-14-2009, 07:37 PM

Welcome to last month.

**toxik iroc** · 04-14-2009, 07:38 PM

aww my bad sorry ever one well.......enjoy a repost lol

**gd1996** · 04-14-2009, 08:05 PM

I love reposts! I usually miss the first post.

**c5z28** · 04-14-2009, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by gd1996

I love reposts! I usually miss the first post.

I'm no better

on the nipple cream

**Palli** · 04-15-2009, 12:04 AM

Can anyone tell me what the deal is with that website, why do they put the "Today," in front of every story?

**fccs** · 04-15-2009, 07:52 AM

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-15-2009, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by Palli

Can anyone tell me what the deal is with that website, why do they put the "Today," in front of every story?

Because all of the events happened on the day they were typed and submitted.

**97DOHC** · 04-15-2009, 08:18 AM

missed the first time - was new to me

**INMY01TA** · 04-15-2009, 06:52 PM

Repost or not, why is this NWS?

**Kjz99z28** · 04-15-2009, 07:48 PM

Loooooove that website. I read it pretty much daily, just cause it makes me feel WAY better about my life. Not matter what.

**Spikito** · 04-15-2009, 08:08 PM

whoa, my room mate literally just asked me if i had ever heard of this site

**toi tyme** · 04-15-2009, 08:50 PM

Yesterday, I had the windows down on my SS, and I watched bird shit land in my car. FML.

**toxik iroc** · 04-15-2009, 09:03 PM

b.c i thought it might not be good for work....iknow my boss wouldnt want me reading all this at work

**Palli** · 04-16-2009, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Because all of the events happened on the day they were typed and submitted.

That's what I would've thought, but there is no way that every single poster in there puts "Today," in front of their stories. Unless it's in the terms of use or something. Also I find it hard to believe that every single story on there happened on the same day of posting. Dunno.. maybe I'm over analyzing.

**_AC_** · 04-16-2009, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Because all of the events were made up on the day they were typed and submitted.

Fixed. I still find some of them amusing, but knowing it is all made up takes most of the fun out of FML.

**Tide** · 04-16-2009, 07:30 AM

Bunch of whiny little bitches on that site

**Kjz99z28** · 04-16-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Palli

That's what I would've thought, but there is no way that every single poster in there puts "Today," in front of their stories. Unless it's in the terms of use or something. Also I find it hard to believe that every single story on there happened on the same day of posting. Dunno.. maybe I'm over analyzing.

They ask that every submission has "Today" in front, and "FML" at the end.