This animal will kill you if you mess with him!!!

[blackSS01]

This is the smartest cat I have ever seen. Its the GF's but we pretty much equally own him. He is soooo smart that he has opened the child proof doors that we have in the Apt and the little bastard even drinks from the toliet His name is Askim (ask - him) He weights in at a astonishing 18 lbs and is a combat killer. He has all claws and takes out the poodle when he feels like it

[cammed goat]

I call male black and white cats "Sylvester".


"Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhufferin Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuccotash!!!!!"

Cute cat ya got.

[Frazier]

First picture: (What he's saying) "Do it. You won't."
Second picture: "Nom Nom NOM"
Third picture: "It's not what it looked like!"

[blackSS01]

He can open every door we have except the front door thank god I'm telling you all that this cat is smarter then some people out there. I will try to get some kitty MMA footage against the dog when they go at it

[cammed goat]

The cat boxes with the dog? PRICELESS. I LOVE IT!!!

[blackSS01]

The cat boxes with the dog? PRICELESS. I LOVE IT!!!

Oh yeah, and the best part is he knows to keep his claws in or the dog would be done. He wrestles and boxes and just plain fucks the dog up all with out using his claws.

[cammed goat]

My ex-friend's cat will do the same with their Beagle. She will get on her hind legs, take a martial arts stance and use both front paws to box with the Beagle. And it is TOO funny to see the Beagle's face go back and forth while the cat is boxing him. I don't think the cat gets angry cuz her ears poke forward. She lets out a Bruce Lee style "meow" and goes to town with the Beagle. Sometimes the Beagle will turn around and clip the cat with his tail. Then she will look at all of us like "OH NO HE DIDN'T" and chase after the Beagle. I loved watchin that.

[KahanaReef]

He can open every door we have except the front door thank god I'm telling you all that this cat is smarter then some people out there. I will try to get some kitty MMA footage against the dog when they go at it

I'll bet he can open all the cabinets in the house too, huh? One of my cats is always doing that. I'll be sitting in the living room and you can hear him in the kitchen slamming the spring hinged cupboard doors

Cats are cool

[310stanger]

I'll bet he can open all the cabinets in the house too, huh? One of my cats is always doing that. I'll be sitting in the living room and you can hear him in the kitchen slamming the spring hinged cupboard doors

Cats are cool

thats another way of saying that the cat food you put out aint cuttin it and he wants something better lol

[KahanaReef]

thats another way of saying that the cat food you put out aint cuttin it and he wants something better lol

Could be he's kind of finicky. Or... he's looking to find a mouse before the dogs do

[blackSS01]

Cat wanted the fight but the dog was chicken this time around. And yes....he gets into every cupboard.

[Smkn_TA]

Cats are great until they puke up on your bed JUST after eating a whole fucking can of wet food.

[blackSS01]

I am mad that they didn't go at it. It would have been epic. The dog has actually power bombed the cat before but the cat wins the majority. There will be a next time so don't worry faithful viewers. The cat knows that licking the dog pisses him off and gets it going. I just had to knock the cat off the counter, he was licking my dirty plate with ranch on it........Damn fucker

[cammed goat]

I am mad that they didn't go at it. It would have been epic. The dog has actually power bombed the cat before but the cat wins the majority. There will be a next time so don't worry faithful viewers. The cat knows that licking the dog pisses him off and gets it going. I just had to knock the cat off the counter, he was licking my dirty plate with ranch on it........Damn fucker

[GTP231]

Cat wants some of you too.

[blackSS01]

I have taken him a few times I wanna watch him destroy Sarge's Tiger, I got $100 on the fight So far the cat picked another fight but the damn dog is a chicken shit. All a matter of time til the dog finally gets over his camera shy.

[666ws6]

Put scotch tape on the bottom of his paws and watch the fun! Smart cats just pull it off with their mouth, but the dumb cats just keep shaking their paws like they're on fire! Hilarious!

[Sarge]

.22 hollow points.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Is he smart enough to escape a bear trap?

[blackSS01]

^ Maybe And I tried the tape, he pulled it off instantly and gave me the death stare