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    american airlines flight grounded due to some lady farting.

    apparently the lady has some sort of medical condition and was lighting matches to mask the smell. when the jet was grounded, the FBI investigated and she admited to lighting matches to mask the oder.

    every one also had thier luggage checked and had to go back through the security checks...

    i gota meet that chick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    apparently the lady has some sort of medical condition and was lighting matches to mask the smell. when the jet was grounded, the FBI investigated and she admited to lighting matches to mask the oder.

    every one also had thier luggage checked and had to go back through the security checks...

    i gota meet that chick...
    it was american flight 1053 from washington airport, bound for dallas Ft worth...

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    you are fucking kidding me!!!!!!

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    OMG, this news really goes with your 'posting theme' you have had ever since the bot (Spaz#2) got the ban stick!

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    Instead of the shoe bomber, we now have the butt bomber. I feel for the person sitting next to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    OMG, this news really goes with your 'posting theme' you have had ever since the bot (Spaz#2) got the ban stick!
    yeah.. i gota plea bargin with Ed to get my brother back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    you are fucking kidding me!!!!!!
    just check out the drudge report... it's on there...

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    let me try this as well...


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    yeah.. i gota plea bargin with Ed to get my brother back...
    The twin, The good Son, The good Brother!

    So that make you the Evil Twin!

    Muhahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    let me try this as well...

    Click for full size

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post


    yeah... no wrky... try the link i posted for the drudge report..

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    What surprises me is that I wasn't on that plane and she wasn't assigned to the seat next to me. Seems like those are the types I get stuck next to.
    I can be on the plane in the seat with an empty one next to me and look down the line of people coming onto the plane and the most rediculous looking person in that line is guaranteed to be the one next to me. The last time there was this really fine girl coming up the line that looked like she was gonna make it to my row but as usual that was to good to be true. She sat 2 rows up from me. Who did I get you ask? Nasty chick with a 2 year old kid that sat on her lap and cried for 45 minutes. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrox28 View Post
    I don't remember my wife flying anywhere

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    Yeah I heard this on the news yesterday! That mustve been so embarassing for that lady!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy4jason28 View Post
    Yeah I heard this on the news yesterday! That mustve been so embarassing for that lady!
    why? i think she deserves a trophie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitrox28 View Post
    I don't remember my wife flying anywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    the smell of success...

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    the real question is where would this put the lady in our poll.

    A lady on a plane next to you just cuts a big fart do you?

    1. Pretend it didn't happen
    2. Laugh and make a scene so that no one thinks it was you.
    3. Start a fart contest with her
    4. Light a match and risk national security and involve the FBI.
    5. High five and then punch her in the face

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