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  1. 07-23-2007, 12:30 PM #1
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    aaarrrggghhh! I have no game.

    i suck. when it comes to girls i have no game, i'm just not smooth. I'm the guy who gets nervous and turns into a blathering idiot who then becomes "That guy" she tells all her friends about. Here's a typical exchange for me:

    Me: you look beautiful tonight
    Her: thank you
    (awkward pause)
    Me: so i ran over a cat today...
    (even more awkward pause)

    seriously, it's like my brain shuts off and i say the most retarded things if there is a female within 15 feet of me. If only there was a school to teach guys like me how to be funny and smooth.
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    You never tell a girl you ran over a cat......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u View Post
    i suck. when it comes to girls i have no game, i'm just not smooth. I'm the guy who gets nervous and turns into a blathering idiot who then becomes "That guy" she tells all her friends about. Here's a typical exchange for me:

    Me: you look beautiful tonight
    Her: thank you
    (awkward pause)
    Me: so i ran over a cat today...
    (even more awkward pause)

    seriously, it's like my brain shuts off and i say the most retarded things if there is a female within 15 feet of me. If only there was a school to teach guys like me how to be funny and smooth.
    you just got to be your self man... why do you get nervouse? it's not like the girl is going to bite your head off man...
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  4. 07-23-2007, 12:34 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    you just got to be your self man... why do you get nervouse? it's not like the girl is going to bite your head off man...
    She might. Its possible.
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  5. 07-23-2007, 12:37 PM #5
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    which head we talkin bout hea


    u could always do this:

    you: you look beautiful meow
    her: did u just say meow?
    you: no i didnt meow
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    I have the opposite problem. I'm too smooth and have to consciously turn it down as to not lead girls on.

    We all have our curses.
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  7. 07-23-2007, 12:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    you just got to be your self man... why do you get nervouse? it's not like the girl is going to bite your head off man...
    i'm somewhat shy, which makes me socially awkward. i seriously fubar'd it this weekend with a girl i really liked.
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    i like to start off by offending the girl a little... but not to much... just something that gets under her skin so that she can't stop thinking about you... but just remember... first impressions last a long time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u View Post
    i'm somewhat shy, which makes me socially awkward. i seriously fubar'd it this weekend with a girl i really liked.
    got her number? if so call her and tell her that you were trying to ask her out but screwed it up because you didn't know what to say... right there you just opend the door...
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  10. 07-23-2007, 12:45 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camaro2fast4u View Post
    i suck. when it comes to girls i have no game, i'm just not smooth. I'm the guy who gets nervous and turns into a blathering idiot who then becomes "That guy" she tells all her friends about. Here's a typical exchange for me:

    Me: you look beautiful tonight
    Her: thank you
    (awkward pause)
    Me: so i ran over a cat today...
    (even more awkward pause)

    seriously, it's like my brain shuts off and i say the most retarded things if there is a female within 15 feet of me. If only there was a school to teach guys like me how to be funny and smooth.
    Sorry, I'm new, but that was funny as hell.....you need to read a book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss, this guy goes into the real underworld of how to be a player, you won't be able to put it down, and whats even better is that it works!!!
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  11. 07-23-2007, 12:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwinTurboStroker View Post
    Sorry, I'm new, but that was funny as hell.....you need to read a book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss, this guy goes into the real underworld of how to be a player, you won't be able to put it down, and whats even better is that it works!!!
    Are you serious? They got a book on this crap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinohuey View Post
    Are you serious? They got a book on this crap?
    it's called "chloroform" by Dr. Spaz PHD...

    i'm having a signing tomorrow... out side of taco bell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinohuey View Post
    Are you serious? They got a book on this crap?
    son, they have a book for everything...

    even books for 'dummies'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinohuey View Post
    Are you serious? They got a book on this crap?
    Yeah they really do, its a bio about this guy who was a loser and was still a virgin at the age of 24 and started looking into how to talk to women, it tells you how to stand, walk, dress, and the always hard part, start a conversation with women with a guaranteed good bye kiss in 5 min or less, its a kind of mind control, its weird but the stuff works.....the guy has picked up Britney Spears, playmates, and courtney cox, he is with her drummer now.....its crazy!
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    LOL, the guys first and only two posts are in this thread abou that book, hahahaha.
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