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    My Doberman Puppy was crying, so I took him out to do his business. Well it's dark can't see. I saw him run to the other side so I figured he was gone, I can hear him pissing in the distance. So I say to my self... Cool, I need to take a piss also. So I pull out my semi hard penis out, started to take a piss, when I hear my dog whimper, look down and he's between my legs... I say to my self well he's to close, surely I did not piss on him... Well take him inside, he gets up on the bed. Then I smell it, I start to pet him... Warm and wet... FUCK ME, I JUST PISSED ON MY DOG!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    So I pull out my semi hard penis out
    So your puppy gives you a chub?

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    Fail on multiple levels
    So what is it?

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    So your puppy gives you a chub?
    No I was in bed with my b/f.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    So what is it?
    Puppy made you hard
    Pissed on Puppy
    Pissed covered dog gets in bed
    You smell piss then go ahead and pet him

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    Puppy made you hard
    Pissed on Puppy
    Pissed covered dog gets in bed
    You smell piss then go ahead and pet him
    Puppy did not make me hard, lol

    Pissed on puppy yes...

    Piss Covered Dog, well he had a little piss... But yes...

    Smellt piss, and pet him... Yes, but only to confirm my fears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    No I was in bed with my b/f.
    Your puppy is your B/F too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
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    Ewww, no...

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    I don't see this thread getting any better for you.......may want to keep your gay-beastiality-urine fetish threads to yourself from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I don't see this thread getting any better for you.......may want to keep your gay-beastiality-urine fetish threads to yourself from now on.
    No my dream, before being woke up by my dog. Was some real manly shit, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    No my dream, before being woke up by my dog. Was some real manly shit, lol.
    You dream about scat too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    You dream about scat too?
    Wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    You dream about scat too?

    I tried to warn him. It's best to just let this one die a horrible death. How in the hell do you think he knows manly shit from any other shit? That's a professional right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post

    I tried to warn him. It's best to just let this one die a horrible death. How in the hell do you think he knows manly shit from any other shit? That's a professional right there.
    Sick bastard

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