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02-11-2009, 03:16 PM #1
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911..
I JUST got off the line with 911.
I had a customer walk in and say HEY theres a chick out there loading a hand gun.. errr wtf ?
I go look, sure as shit..
Dumpy, greasy, mangy looking 40ish chick sitting on the curb in the parking lot is loading a hand gun.. I cant see from where I am at if it's real or fake. I can see it's silver. I can see theres no Red End on it. I can see that it LOOKS like a 45.. I can see that she is pushing in the clip and running some sort of stick into the end of the barrel... Pardon me if I don't walk out and get close and ask if it's real. Shes dirty and barely able to sit upright.
As I am describing her to 911.. she stands up. Walks over to a dumpster, yanks her pants down and lets go... Umm ralph... There's cars driving by beeping at her and she flips them off.
Yup, I am staying right here thanks.
She slowly wanders down the road and I am still on the phone talking to the 911 dispatch.. I see a Sheriff pulling up and dispatch asks me her description one more time. Yep, that's her Officer.
UnFreakin Real.
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02-11-2009, 03:19 PM #2
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People never cease to amaze me...
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02-11-2009, 03:22 PM #3
Probably could have gotten laid pretty easily if she didnt shoot you.
Didnt think about that did ya?
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02-11-2009, 03:27 PM #4
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I would rather run my nuts over a large cheese grater then let that lady touch me...
Looked like open sores on her face.. and her hair looked like someone used it as a shop mop to sop up tranny fluid.
Nope, your right I did NOT think of that.. Never entered my mind. And now that you bring it up, I have to go rinse my brain with alcohol to erase that mental image..
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02-11-2009, 03:29 PM #5
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02-11-2009, 03:40 PM #6
All im saying is, you dont pass up a easy piss of ass. No matter how slutty it looks. I bet she was a very nice person and had a very nice personality. Didnt even give her a chance.
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02-11-2009, 03:44 PM #7
was stevie in seattle today?
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02-11-2009, 03:46 PM #8
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02-11-2009, 03:47 PM #9
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02-11-2009, 03:49 PM #10
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02-11-2009, 03:53 PM #11
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Wat hpped too Stevie, newaay???
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02-11-2009, 04:01 PM #12
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Hmm I think she just got carted off in a Sheriff's Patrol car in Olympia.
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02-11-2009, 04:02 PM #13
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Seriously...
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02-11-2009, 04:09 PM #14
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Didn't she only post when she was drinking ?
She may have sobered up.
Or well, she could be in a coma from her debauchery.
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02-11-2009, 04:26 PM #15
shit...when stevie comes in........
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02-11-2009, 04:36 PM #16
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Naw, can't be Stevie. She had blonde hair I thought ?
This chick had Auburn hair.. at least I THINK it was... hard to tell with all the crap in it..
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02-11-2009, 05:04 PM #17
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02-11-2009, 05:54 PM #18
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Well...at least we are safe here in Cali!
LOL"I am the executioner. When a crime is committed and the exalted state does not take vengeance nor move to punish, then comes time for the executioner to declare himself. I have waited long enough. The criminals are hereby sentenced to death. By fire. By earth. By water."
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02-11-2009, 05:59 PM #19
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02-11-2009, 06:33 PM #20
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LOL...my point exactly! I was like WTF? That's news? Huh!
That's like around every corner here. Not really but pretty damn close. Or it sure seems like it.
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