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02-11-2009, 03:16 PM #1Old Enough to Know Better
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911..
I JUST got off the line with 911.
I had a customer walk in and say HEY theres a chick out there loading a hand gun.. errr wtf ?
I go look, sure as shit..
Dumpy, greasy, mangy looking 40ish chick sitting on the curb in the parking lot is loading a hand gun.. I cant see from where I am at if it's real or fake. I can see it's silver. I can see theres no Red End on it. I can see that it LOOKS like a 45.. I can see that she is pushing in the clip and running some sort of stick into the end of the barrel... Pardon me if I don't walk out and get close and ask if it's real. Shes dirty and barely able to sit upright.
As I am describing her to 911.. she stands up. Walks over to a dumpster, yanks her pants down and lets go... Umm ralph... There's cars driving by beeping at her and she flips them off.
Yup, I am staying right here thanks.
She slowly wanders down the road and I am still on the phone talking to the 911 dispatch.. I see a Sheriff pulling up and dispatch asks me her description one more time. Yep, that's her Officer.
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02-11-2009, 03:19 PM #2Bone it like you own it
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02-11-2009, 03:22 PM #3Veteran
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Probably could have gotten laid pretty easily if she didnt shoot you.
Didnt think about that did ya?
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02-11-2009, 03:27 PM #4Old Enough to Know Better
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I would rather run my nuts over a large cheese grater then let that lady touch me... Originally Posted by Hi-Po
Looked like open sores on her face.. and her hair looked like someone used it as a shop mop to sop up tranny fluid.
Nope, your right
I did NOT think of that.. Never entered my mind. And now that you bring it up, I have to go rinse my brain with alcohol to erase that mental image..
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02-11-2009, 03:29 PM #5Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Hi-Po
he could have shot a load in her and then she could have shot a load in him.
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02-11-2009, 03:40 PM #6Veteran
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All im saying is, you dont pass up a easy piss of ass. No matter how slutty it looks. I bet she was a very nice person and had a very nice personality. Didnt even give her a chance.
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was stevie in seattle today?
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02-11-2009, 03:46 PM #8Just me
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Originally Posted by 0rion
was stevie in seattle today?
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02-11-2009, 03:47 PM #9Veteran
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O damn. Originally Posted by 0rion
was stevie in seattle today?
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02-11-2009, 03:49 PM #10Detailing + Design
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that's epic pwnge Originally Posted by 0rion
was stevie in seattle today?
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02-11-2009, 03:53 PM #11Bone it like you own it
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Wat hpped too Stevie, newaay???
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02-11-2009, 04:01 PM #12Old Enough to Know Better
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Hmm I think she just got carted off in a Sheriff's Patrol car in Olympia.
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02-11-2009, 04:02 PM #13Bone it like you own it
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Seriously...
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02-11-2009, 04:09 PM #14Old Enough to Know Better
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Didn't she only post when she was drinking ?
She may have sobered up.
Or well, she could be in a coma from her debauchery.
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02-11-2009, 04:26 PM #15Senior Member
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shit...when stevie comes in........
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02-11-2009, 04:36 PM #16Old Enough to Know Better
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Naw, can't be Stevie. She had blonde hair I thought ?
This chick had Auburn hair.. at least I THINK it was... hard to tell with all the crap in it..
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maybe her roots grew out. Originally Posted by Crimson Sin
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02-11-2009, 05:54 PM #18UberTapping Friction Pimp
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Well...at least we are safe here in Cali!
LOL"I am the executioner. When a crime is committed and the exalted state does not take vengeance nor move to punish, then comes time for the executioner to declare himself. I have waited long enough. The criminals are hereby sentenced to death. By fire. By earth. By water."
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02-11-2009, 05:59 PM #19She Moderator
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Yeah, cuz Lord knows there are no gross drunken crazy people running around free out here! Originally Posted by Anthracis
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02-11-2009, 06:33 PM #20UberTapping Friction Pimp
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18D Cock Diesel- 1999 Z28; 98 SS #2043 RIP
LOL...my point exactly! I was like WTF? That's news? Huh!
That's like around every corner here. Not really but pretty damn close. Or it sure seems like it.
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