9 Words Women Use

[banditgirl78]

Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...


9 Words Women Use


1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[TransAmy]

good one!

[MagicMan]

More bs you give us. How about be an adult for a change & talk about whatever is bothering you? Jackasses.

[Toyota h8r]

Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...


9 Words Women Use


1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Sadly i know the "woman talk" and can understand whats really being said.......so this isnt new and scary.

Im tired of the games that come with women so im just going to stay out in my garage with my trans ams

[Johns00Z28]

Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...


9 Words Women Use


1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Sad but true.

[third_shift|studios]

Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...


9 Words Women Use


1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

yeah..i coulda used this about 7 years ago.

[Zapper2003]

Here's one for you TSS: I do = I don't do that no-more.

[Jays00ss]

oldy but goody.

[Silver Streak]

Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...


9 Words Women Use

Yeah, good thing you don't use these..... or

Sadly i know the "woman talk" and can understand whats really being said.......so this isnt new and scary.

Im tired of the games that come with women so im just going to stay out in my garage with my trans ams

[Speedy_Gonzales]

I hate hearing #8

[Bowtie_girl30]

nice!

[!!!FAST!!!]

That's 17 words.

[Silver Streak]

That's 17 words.

Isnt it 19?

[!!!FAST!!!]

Isnt it 19?

Well actually it depends on how you look at it. "Loud sigh" wouldn't be 2 words. But the sentence says it is A word so if you agree with that than it is 18 words. But if you agree that a sigh is just noise than it is 17 words. But anyone who has had a girlfriend or wife knows that a sigh, especially loud could actually be a whole freakin paragraph.

[Silver Streak]

Well actually it depends on how you look at it. "Loud sigh" wouldn't be 2 words. But the sentence says it is A word so if you agree with that than it is 18 words. But if you agree that a sigh is just noise than it is 17 words. But anyone who has had a girlfriend or wife knows that a sigh, especially loud could actually be a whole freakin paragraph.

Soooo true!

[86 IROC-Z]

I don't care about whatever mind games my girlfriend tries to play with me. I take everything for what it means. If she says she "doesn't care", then I don't give a shit regardless of what she actually thinks. Sure she gets pissed off, but it makes my life easier. Maybe someday she'll get a clue.

[86 IROC-Z]

That's 17 words.

Isnt it 19?

Well actually it depends on how you look at it. "Loud sigh" wouldn't be 2 words. But the sentence says it is A word so if you agree with that than it is 18 words. But if you agree that a sigh is just noise than it is 17 words. But anyone who has had a girlfriend or wife knows that a sigh, especially loud could actually be a whole freakin paragraph.

What about the contractions? Those are technically two words.

[Silver Streak]

What about the contractions?.

What about them? Your g/f pregnant?

[FuhBreezeE]

Here's one for you TSS: I do = I don't do that no-more.

Thanks, Rodney Carrington.

[86 IROC-Z]

What about them? Your g/f pregnant?