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12-23-2009, 03:39 PM #1Grand Imperial Wizard
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2010
I have seen the future.....I have been blessed and now I...share the events of 2010 with you...the common people..... with lesser powers.....
In 2010....
86IROC gets some real pussy. The cherry is broke. She is drunk off her ass but it still counts....problem is she keeps asking “is it really all the way in?”...and laughs throughout the 15 second sexual marathon.....86IROC is traumatized and spends all his time looking at ads for penis enlargement pills and post very little on LS1.COM in 2010. I will miss his virtual sexual conquest essays.
Speaking off sex...Our real life LS1.COM hero and international porn star...Hi-Po comes out of semi retirement to star in Fuck Your Change co-starring Nancy Pelosi who was ousted in the 2010 elections and now sucks dick for a living (not much change for her really come to think of it)....but we at LS1.COM are proud of our man Hi-Po.....We also will be blessed with Hi-Po's newest full animated 3D BlockBuster due out early 2011....I Blew My Wad on your Avatar....
Ed wins the lottery and buy 4 tons of Hawaiian Gold and 30,000 Peanut Butter Cookies from Ms. Fields. Ed is gone for quite some time until Y2K finds out he has hacked TheLadiesJournal forum and has banned most of them bitches for not staying on topic....of course the only topic Ed allows is about making peanut butter cookies....but we get Ed straightened out and back here at LS1.COM
Spaz drops 4 hits of good acid and drinks a gallon of tequila....next morning Spaz finds he is married to a rather large black prostitute named Wanda. Wanda becomes a SuperMod cuz we dont wish to fucking die..... Wanda bans ThirdShiftStudios cuz she dont like “little white people”.....Wanda pee's in Spaz's butt....
Doberman 152 finds out he is the lost son of Donald Trump...we never hear from Dobie again. Go figure.
Orion's house is burglarized and his entire vacuum cleaner collection and all his aprons are stolen.
His one stuffed deer he bought at the garage sale last year is also stolen...so no more I killed a deer pics and stories. Orion is arrested and jailed for filming his son while he makes him cry hiding his shit in the woods. Orion is now Ms. Johnson...proud cellspouse of Orlandis Johnson...all 325lbs of him....
402Guru becomes the SuperMod of www.bullshitmechanicstories.com and his wife is the “virtual”
hostess. They never post pics of them together because of religious beliefs. Hey I dont make this shit up you know.
blackSS01 pays $350K to a guy named “Doug” for a sure thing business. Turns out the business “Doug” shows him “Doug” doesn't even own. BlackSS01 becomes a Business Adviser and makes millions giving speeches around the country. Obama appoints him to his advisory committee and puts blackSS01 in charge of The Small Business Association. He is killed late 2010 in a parking lot mishap at WalMart.
Too Fast is hit in the head by an errant Peyton Manning pass at the Colts game and falls out of the top deck of the stadium. He is awarded millions of dollars....problem is Peyton can flat ass chunk a football and apparently Too Fast taking the pass to the old noodle thinks he is Heath Ledger and kills himself (again).....Good news here is he leaves all his money to Orion so Orion can buy some crotchless panties...the kind that Orlandis likes.....Too Fast had a good heart even during insanity.....good man.
RIP Too Fast....erg...ugh...I mean Heath.....
TAMP gets evicted from her new house for driving shitty fucking Volvo's. The Neighborhood Association points out a little known clause in her contract about shitty cars and TAMP loses after a lengthy court battle. She moves in with Spaz and Wanda. Wanda likes TAMP and Spaz to read her books and act out the parts they are reading. So far Wanda has made them read her “My Dog Skip” 52 times....Spaz is Skip.
I am another year older and just dont give a shit.
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12-23-2009, 03:42 PM #2Impounded
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What about me?
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12-23-2009, 03:54 PM #3Senior Member
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12-23-2009, 03:59 PM #4Veteran
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Black & Blue- '02 WS.6 / '07 Suburban
Too much time in the sun today at the beach?
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12-23-2009, 04:02 PM #5Veteran
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Black- 1999 TA WS.6
Sarge imported too many Shiner Bocks obviously.
402Guru becomes the SuperMod of www.bullshitmechanicstories.com and his wife is the “virtual”
hostess. They never post pics of them together because of religious beliefs. Hey I dont make this shit up you know.
That is great.
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12-23-2009, 04:05 PM #6Desert Boat Guy
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Epic.
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12-23-2009, 04:23 PM #7Impounded
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I laughed harder and harder at every next sentence in my paragraph so much so that my dad told me to stfu 
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12-23-2009, 04:23 PM #8She Moderator
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Arctic White- 2000 Camaro Z28
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12-23-2009, 05:09 PM #9Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sarge
Lol scared to ask what happened to me lol
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12-23-2009, 05:23 PM #10Just me
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I have achieved legend status now
I will miss the deer sagas
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12-23-2009, 06:13 PM #11Member
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Quick Silver- 2002 Z06
Thats just comical!
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12-23-2009, 06:29 PM #12Exalted Cyclops
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
...402Guru becomes the SuperMod of www.bullshitmechanicstories.com
Heeeeyyyyyyy. That's not a real site.
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12-23-2009, 06:34 PM #13Impwnded
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15 seconds....In 2010 I predict I double that.
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12-23-2009, 06:41 PM #14Junior Member
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And that's it for this year's LS1.com awards by Sarge.
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12-23-2009, 08:14 PM #1510 year lurker
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Black- 99 Z28
Fuckin' crap! I have the avatar I have and not even one mention?! What gives?!
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12-23-2009, 08:24 PM #16Impounded
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^that's just creepy. In 2010 i'll have a fresh something for an engine and my truck will run for atleast 4 weeks at a time I predict.
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12-24-2009, 05:51 AM #17Impounded
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Its not 2010 yet. The site might not start up until 2010 Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS
...402Guru becomes the SuperMod of www.bullshitmechanicstories.com
Heeeeyyyyyyy. That's not a real site.
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12-24-2009, 05:55 AM #18O U 8 1 2
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[]D [] []V[] []D- 1999 trans am
YES!!!
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12-24-2009, 06:08 AM #19Moderator
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I knew it, i knew it
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12-24-2009, 06:21 AM #20O U 8 1 2
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hahahahaha!!! Originally Posted by doberman 152
I knew it, i knew it
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