2009 Dead Pool List

***doberman 152*** · 06-27-2009, 04:18 AM

So here's the picks on the Celebrities who will bite it in 2009.

Hugh Hefner - He dropped his other girlfriends for twins. They'll give him a heart attack and I'll get some points out of it.

Roger Ebert - Writes the best movie reviews but has lost the ability to talk and isn't in the best health.

BB King - Diabetes and he's not looking like he's in great health. One of those bittersweet picks. When he dies he'll take some great music with him.

George Steinbrenner - Fawk the Yankees. He didn't show up for the last game at Yankee Stadium and stepped down from his position leaving his two sons to control the franchise. That's saying something right there. This dude's entering the bottom of the 9th.

Amy Winehouse - They told me she was going to live through 2009 and I said NO NO NO! Is there any reason that I need to give that isn't clear enough already?

Mindy Mcready - Crrraaaaaaazzzzzzzzy.

Patrick Sawyze - His dirty dancing ways are soon to come to an end. A case of cancer really means that I'll be surprised if he last six months into this year.

Ted Kennedy - How has this man escaped death and John and Bobby didn't, I'll never get. But death is seriously at his door already.

Larry King - We lose Tim Russert before we lose Larry King? There's no God. But I'm sure 2009 will balance it all out.

Barack Obama - It pains me to put him on the list. America got it right and elected the lesser evil. But we all know that this is a grim reality that we need to face. Someone will try to take a shot at Obama. Our country is too divided and there's way too many crazy red necks out there.

Is there anybody you think was left out?

**hutch1999** · 06-27-2009, 07:15 AM

artie lange, have you seen him lately?

***doberman 152*** · 06-27-2009, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by hutch1999

artie lange, have you seen him lately?

For real, hes on Stern right?

**Spikito** · 06-27-2009, 11:02 AM

seems like a good list to me.

only one i seriously see going it Swayze, but the Kings wouldnt suprise me either, or Hef

**cuervo25_1** · 06-27-2009, 11:45 AM

I don't know Swayze already lasted longer than what they thought.Hugh,Roger.and BB I hope live a while longer as well. the rest could drop now and I would care less.

**02transamce** · 06-27-2009, 01:26 PM

^---+1...dalton is almost done.

**FSANE** · 06-27-2009, 05:25 PM

Clint Eastwood???

**FSANE** · 06-27-2009, 05:27 PM

Gene Hackman

**FSANE** · 06-27-2009, 05:31 PM

Dia-bee-tus

**Spikito** · 06-28-2009, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Dia-bee-tus

hell yeah

**OreoLt1** · 06-28-2009, 08:51 AM

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 06-28-2009, 08:52 AM

Nancy Pelosi....

**Sarge** · 06-28-2009, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

So here's the picks on the Celebrities who will bite it in 2009.

Hugh Hefner - He dropped his other girlfriends for twins. They'll give him a heart attack and I'll get some points out of it.

Roger Ebert - Writes the best movie reviews but has lost the ability to talk and isn't in the best health.

BB King - Diabetes and he's not looking like he's in great health. One of those bittersweet picks. When he dies he'll take some great music with him.

George Steinbrenner - Fawk the Yankees. He didn't show up for the last game at Yankee Stadium and stepped down from his position leaving his two sons to control the franchise. That's saying something right there. This dude's entering the bottom of the 9th.

Amy Winehouse - They told me she was going to live through 2009 and I said NO NO NO! Is there any reason that I need to give that isn't clear enough already?

Mindy Mcready - Crrraaaaaaazzzzzzzzy.

Patrick Sawyze - His dirty dancing ways are soon to come to an end. A case of cancer really means that I'll be surprised if he last six months into this year.

Ted Kennedy - How has this man escaped death and John and Bobby didn't, I'll never get. But death is seriously at his door already.

Larry King - We lose Tim Russert before we lose Larry King? There's no God. But I'm sure 2009 will balance it all out.

Barack Obama - It pains me to put him on the list. America got it right and elected the lesser evil. But we all know that this is a grim reality that we need to face. Someone will try to take a shot at Obama. Our country is too divided and there's way too many crazy red necks out there.

Is there anybody you think was left out?

Orion...from breathing all that vacuum dust....

**Sarge** · 06-28-2009, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

So here's the picks on the Celebrities who will bite it in 2009.

Hugh Hefner - He dropped his other girlfriends for twins. They'll give him a heart attack and I'll get some points out of it.

Roger Ebert - Writes the best movie reviews but has lost the ability to talk and isn't in the best health.

BB King - Diabetes and he's not looking like he's in great health. One of those bittersweet picks. When he dies he'll take some great music with him.

George Steinbrenner - Fawk the Yankees. He didn't show up for the last game at Yankee Stadium and stepped down from his position leaving his two sons to control the franchise. That's saying something right there. This dude's entering the bottom of the 9th.

Amy Winehouse - They told me she was going to live through 2009 and I said NO NO NO! Is there any reason that I need to give that isn't clear enough already?

Mindy Mcready - Crrraaaaaaazzzzzzzzy.

Patrick Sawyze - His dirty dancing ways are soon to come to an end. A case of cancer really means that I'll be surprised if he last six months into this year.

Ted Kennedy - How has this man escaped death and John and Bobby didn't, I'll never get. But death is seriously at his door already.

Larry King - We lose Tim Russert before we lose Larry King? There's no God. But I'm sure 2009 will balance it all out.

Barack Obama - It pains me to put him on the list. America got it right and elected the lesser evil. But we all know that this is a grim reality that we need to face. Someone will try to take a shot at Obama. Our country is too divided and there's way too many crazy red necks out there.

Is there anybody you think was left out?

I am the Grand Puubah of RedNecks. The Imperial Wizard of all things Cracker. I dont want nobody to shoot the Prez. Hell give the kid a fucking chance.....go shoot Nacy Pelosi is OK by me but leave this Obama kid the fuck alone......

**02transamce** · 06-28-2009, 09:22 AM

texas chapter!

**Hi-Po** · 06-28-2009, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Clint Eastwood???

Hope not, dude is a bad ass.

**Spikito** · 06-28-2009, 09:47 AM

Billy mays?

**Hi-Po** · 06-28-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Spikito

Billy mays?

Just read about that.

**FSANE** · 06-28-2009, 10:53 AM

Holy Shit. No fucking way.

**novi331** · 06-28-2009, 11:30 AM

Barack Obama - It pains me to put him on the list. America got it right and elected the lesser evil. But we all know that this is a grim reality that we need to face. Someone will try to take a shot at Obama. Our country is too divided and there's way too many crazy red necks out there.

That is one retarded statement if I have ever read one.. America got it WRONG!! Lesser evil? Dems elected a socialist who wants to destroy capitalism. By the way, MLK was assassinated by another brutha, just for the record.. I am sure G. Bush was behind it as he is the scapegoat for pretty much everything.. I don't mean to detract from the main purpose of this thread, however I had to disagree with this one.. Besides, no cracker redneck is dumb enough to take a chance and letting Biden's dumb ass run the US into the ground let alone the Hill-da-beast..