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    Gott Mit Uns davidbie's Avatar
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    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
    hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
    over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

    8. Don't use any punctuation.

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    12. Sing along at the opera.

    13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

    14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
    because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
    "run for your lives, they're loose!!

    19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
    have to let one of you go."

    20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . e-mail this to
    someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

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    that is all really fuckin funny.
    i will probably try all of these that are possible for me lol

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    Lol good ones!

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    12. Sing along at the opera.

    i actually had a friend who did that all the time, very irritating! (opera singer herself)

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    you want fries with that??? ahahah

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    some of those are really funny, others not so much lol


    this one made me laugh 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
    have to let one of you go."

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    Good stuff...except for all the office humor which isn't funny to me.

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    How bout driving around with a friend, one wearing a gorilla suit and the other wearing a banana suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98formy View Post
    How bout driving around with a friend, one wearing a gorilla suit and the other wearing a banana suit.
    Now that's funny!

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    I paged myself over the intercom last night for shits in giggles. No one mentioned it later though. So tonight I am going to page myself and say meet me at this phone in ten minutes.

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    why does this seem like normal things for me to do..? and actually i've done a few of them...

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
    (accept i put in "thanks for being a good anal sex slave)

    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
    (did this on south street in philly cause my friends thought they were going to get mugged)

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
    "run for your lives, they're loose!!
    (did this at the philly zoo and people actually started running like hell...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    why does this seem like normal things for me to do..? and actually i've done a few of them...

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
    "run for your lives, they're loose!!
    (did this at the philly zoo and people actually started running like hell...)

    epic lmao

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