14 year old cat trolls his master!

**blackSS01** · 09-25-2010, 06:28 PM

http://discussions.apple.com/thread....00924&tstart=0

Didn't read past the first 2 pages but all I can say is

IROC must have trained this cat

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-25-2010, 07:01 PM

My bastard cat does the same damn thing.

Oh well, it is him I have to thanks for the best of my threads.

**blackSS01** · 09-25-2010, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

My bastard cat does the same damn thing.

Oh well, it is him I have to thanks for the best of my threads.

BOLD: Really?

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**Smkn_TA** · 09-25-2010, 07:16 PM

My last cat would jump on my lap soon as I got on computer and instantly start walking on keyboard. Annoying shit.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 09-25-2010, 07:17 PM

Debating whether I want to click the link or not

**raynor139** · 09-25-2010, 07:27 PM

My cat jumps up in my lap then tries to sleep on my keyboard everytime i get on the computer.

**blackSS01** · 09-25-2010, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Debating whether I want to click the link or not

I would never post anything on LS1.com that would get someone in trouble or fuck their shit up! Its a safe link

You should know me better then that

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-25-2010, 07:57 PM

I think he's more worried about the level of dumb that generally infects Apple discussion forums.

**blackSS01** · 09-25-2010, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I think he's more worried about the level of dumb that generally infects Apple discussion forums.

Thats the first time I've been on a Apple forum

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-25-2010, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Thats the first time I've been on a Apple forum

That wasn't a hit at you, I haven't visited them either before, I was just imagining what it's probably like considering the sheer amount of hipsters who are fanatical about Apple products.

**blackSS01** · 09-25-2010, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

That wasn't a hit at you, I haven't visited them either before, I was just imagining what it's probably like considering the sheer amount of hipsters who are fanatical about Apple products.

Aww Gotcha

**ls1camino** · 09-26-2010, 04:04 AM

Get a dog.

**ls1camino** · 09-26-2010, 04:04 AM

Also...

PC > Apple

**alicor9** · 09-27-2010, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

My last cat would jump on my lap soon as I got on computer and instantly start walking on keyboard. Annoying shit.

My cat does the same thing- then she has to lay on my mouse cord and push the buttons at random- I think she likes the way it gets my attention so fast...

**67CamaroRSSS** · 09-27-2010, 03:53 PM

I'm a cat person but I always found this appropos:

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...