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    1 Fast 2000 Z28

    Took Oprahs fat black ass to the big Veterens Day Car Show in Kerrville yesterday. Guy next to me was a really great kid. Had one bad ass silver 2000 Z28. Lots of work on it. LS6/Lid/Headers and a Nelson tune. Lots of stuff. Damn fine looking car. He got 1st place in the late model Chevy. And I got 1st place in Muscle Cars. So it was inevitable. Show over. Trophies in car. Here we go. I fire up the black fat ass and he fires up his Z28. Dayum that thing had some cam in it. Sounded really good. So I drive off and he is right behind me. We go through 2 lane contry roads for about 15 miles....then we get to the highway. You know what is coming dont you. We had to
    Get some clear freeway....he pulls up next to me.....we both slow down to 60mph....traffic behind us.....and he lets loose and I'm on it. I pull him by 3-4 car lengths up to 110mph. Couple of seconds of WOT. Dayum that lil LS6 is a screaming sum bitch. He said he comes here every once in a blue moon. If you stop by today and read this.....I am impressed...Oprah is one bad bitch and you hung with me....that is one bad ass Fbody man. Salute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Took Oprahs fat black ass to the big Veterens Day Car Show in Kerrville yesterday. Guy next to me was a really great kid. Had one bad ass silver 2000 Z28. Lots of work on it. LS6/Lid/Headers and a Nelson tune. Lots of stuff. Damn fine looking car. He got 1st place in the late model Chevy. And I got 1st place in Muscle Cars. So it was inevitable. Show over. Trophies in car. Here we go. I fire up the black fat ass and he fires up his Z28. Dayum that thing had some cam in it. Sounded really good. So I drive off and he is right behind me. We go through 2 lane contry roads for about 15 miles....then we get to the highway. You know what is coming dont you. We had to
    Get some clear freeway....he pulls up next to me.....we both slow down to 60mph....traffic behind us.....and he lets loose and I'm on it. I pull him by 3-4 car lengths up to 110mph. Couple of seconds of WOT. Dayum that lil LS6 is a screaming sum bitch. He said he comes here every once in a blue moon. If you stop by today and read this.....I am impressed...Oprah is one bad bitch and you hung with me....that is one bad ass Fbody man. Salute!
    got love us LS6ers...

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    street racing is dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    street racing is dangerous.
    sure... if you're not safe about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    street racing is dangerous.
    Wasnt on the street was on the highway so blow me

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    street racing is dangerous.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Wasnt on the street was on the highway so blow me
    Ouch !! That one hurt !!

    A nice little 1/4 to 1/2 mile race on the highway is NOT street racing ! Good one Sarge !

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    New rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    New rules
    hmmm... i have to contact the state of PA... i need a refund...

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    sweet

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    Nice kill Sarge, what kind of car were you runnin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitfinger09 View Post
    Nice kill Sarge, what kind of car were you runnin?
    Oprah is a fat black goat

    car he was racing a 2000 z28

    if you should require further assistance please read post #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by ztrouble View Post
    Oprah is a fat black goat

    car he was racing a 2000 z28

    if you should require further assistance please read post #1
    beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitfinger09 View Post
    Nice kill Sarge, what kind of car were you runnin?
    04 GTO w/408 Stroker motor....

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    *I want to comment on this but fear sarge will call me a fucktard and remove me from the discussion*

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    One get out of jail free card is hereby issued to LimeCat. No harm can come to LimeCat for any statement he is about to make. He has one post that is "Mod Free"....I swear this on my grandsons head.
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    Ive always wanted to fuck the shit out of oprah. I dont know why......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmyers View Post
    Ive always wanted to fuck the shit out of oprah. I dont know why......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ztrouble View Post
    Oprah is a fat black goat

    car he was racing a 2000 z28

    if you should require further assistance please read post #1
    ok so I guess you misunderstood my question. I did not ask what kind of car he was racing against...kind of obvious by the 2000 z28 title and the mention of it in his thread numerous times. So how many times in post one did Sarge say what kind of car black oprah was???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    04 GTO w/408 Stroker motor....
    nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmyers View Post
    *I want to comment on this but fear sarge will call me a fucktard and remove me from the discussion*
    Well, at least now he knows you're not Furnando.....

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