0rion shows us his Christmas spirit

[pajeff02]

It's amazing what you can find on the intrawebs when you look these days. We all know 0rion to be a big strapping (or strap-on, I can't really remember) house husband who likes to barbeque, drink beer, and slay helpless animals with high powered firearms. What you probably don't know though, is that there is a "softer" side to the big lunk. Years ago, 0rion was president of his high school's all male dance team. So, with the Christmas season upon us, here is 0rion and the rest of his high school hunting buddies sharing their true spirit! BTW -- he's the tall guy in the black tank top. Enjoy!

[GTP231]

[Knight]

[024mula]

[Smittro]

[Aetos]

I'm questioning the validity of this video due to the lack of vacuums....

[Mr. Luos]

I just can't see 0rion moving that well...

[SMWS6TA]

[SiggyZ]

I concur. The vacuum moves him, not the other way around.

I just can't see 0rion moving that well...

[pajeff02]

I just can't see 0rion moving that well...

You ever watch Mrs. Doubtfire vacuum?

[GTP231]

Ol' Timmy isn't Guevenita Doubtfire though. He very well may dress the same though

[0rion]

I had my choice......be a queer or be a lawyer. I figure both are cock suckers so it was a lose/lose situation.

[0rion]

ps


remember.....you started this.

[0rion]

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."


A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

[matt evans]

i hope you got something good Orion on Jeff, sorry brother thats too damn funny!

[WS6SP33D]

[pajeff02]

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remember.....you started this.

Nervous that you may get thread banned before things get good?

[Zapper2003]

[Knight]

[GTP231]

Jeff from what I recall of the dearly Departed Derek's description 0rion. He's more like 4 of the black tank top guy