*** Pity the April Fool TRAIN ***

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-01-2019, 05:57 AM

Any good pranks today?

Told my daughter she had no school as she was getting ready, she gets all excited and talks about sleeping in....She then texts a couple of her friends about how happy there's no school as she goes to head back to bed, as she gets to her room she lets out a growl and says not funny Dad...I know it's April Fools day.

My son and wife are about to get an unexpected flavor for their coffee. Took a page from Tim and replaced the half and half with butter milk.

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-01-2019, 06:00 AM

Well that didn't take long.......my son just texted me about the half and half........ said he and my wife both were eating breakfast and thought it was bad.....he said it reminded him of the buttermilk prank and then it hit him...and replied you evil bastard.

Thank you Tim.

**Zapper2003** · 04-01-2019, 08:24 PM

nothin'.

**0rion** · 04-02-2019, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

Well that didn't take long.......my son just texted me about the half and half........ said he and my wife both were eating breakfast and thought it was bad.....he said it reminded him of the buttermilk prank and then it hit him...and replied you evil bastard.

Thank you Tim.

Haha....nice

**Y2KArcticSS** · 04-03-2019, 05:05 AM

My son was going to pull the old rubberband on the sink sprayer prank on his brother (not sure why this was his 'April Fools' joke, but meh)...but he's so terrible at keeping a straight face. My oldest read him like a book.

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-03-2019, 06:12 AM

At least he didn't do the saran wrap on the toilet......

<<Did that to an C*nt of a supervisor when I was station in Germany. I made her life hell after she sabotage my promotion board.

***doberman 152*** · 04-03-2019, 11:27 AM

nadda

**Zapper2003** · 04-03-2019, 04:16 PM

Picked up a quart of epoxy primer and activator today..holy hell has paint gone through the roof (headed for the moon, apparently). $110 bucks. Thankfully it does make 2 quarts, but I only need about a pint total

**0rion** · 04-05-2019, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Picked up a quart of epoxy primer and activator today..holy hell has paint gone through the roof (headed for the moon, apparently). $110 bucks. Thankfully it does make 2 quarts, but I only need about a pint total

Me and a buddy we're talking about this stuff yesterday. Everything has gotten expensive. You can't do shit to a car or truck these days without it costing hundreds of dollars. Ridiculous really.

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-05-2019, 07:04 AM

All my cars are paid for and no older than 2006.

Durango - 06
Gran Prix - 06 Got it for my son, then he got tired of fixing it so he got him a 2015 VW.
Trans Am - 98
Firebird Vert - 00 supposed to be for my daughter, she's been helping fixing up the car. Been a huge help on the top replacement. She even helped swapping the steering wheel and ignition lock cylinder. Problem is I'm getting attached to the car and want to drive it too..

I plan on using the GP for a trade in on a truck this summer, maybe in the fall.

***doberman 152*** · 04-07-2019, 09:38 AM

60 today the shitty dirty snows almost gone hellyeah

**Y2KArcticSS** · 04-10-2019, 12:34 PM

Looks like we're on the rollercoaster here again. 86 today and 40mph winds, it will be 36 Friday night, and raining and 40s/50s Saturday.

**pajeff02** · 04-12-2019, 03:15 AM

Last weekend we officially christened the 2019 driving season by rolling out the '70 Camaro for an evening ride.

**GTP231** · 04-14-2019, 10:36 AM

**Spaz** · 04-17-2019, 12:04 PM

I need me a beer... no... several beers.

***SMWS6TA*** · 04-18-2019, 04:04 AM

"It's a small world after all" is still annoying as fuck as it was 10 yrs ago....

***doberman 152*** · 04-20-2019, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

"It's a small world after all" is still annoying as fuck as it was 10 yrs ago....

im sure of it

**0rion** · 04-20-2019, 09:17 PM

Been in Chicago this weekend with the family. Decent trip so far....great food. Service everywhere we've been has been lackluster at best. I'm not super picky but I don't like to run out of beer and sit there waiting on shit.
Definition of bug eyed: the look on the valet's face when you pull up in a 1 ton megacab. I measured it before we left...I was a solid 2" under the height requirement.

Story of the day....hell....the weekend. We were in an Uber today and caught a bridge raising to let boats go out the Chicago river. Took forever. We were in an Uber XL which was a Hyundai santa fe. I hear pickle start laughing in the 3rd row and say " I just farted". Haha He fucked that entire thing up. Driver had to roll the windows down. By my best guess it takes a solid 13 minutes to air out a fart from the 3rd row haha

**0rion** · 04-20-2019, 09:23 PM

***doberman 152*** · 04-21-2019, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

Been in Chicago this weekend with the family. Decent trip so far....great food. Service everywhere we've been has been lackluster at best. I'm not super picky but I don't like to run out of beer and sit there waiting on shit.
Definition of bug eyed: the look on the valet's face when you pull up in a 1 ton megacab. I measured it before we left...I was a solid 2" under the height requirement.

Story of the day....hell....the weekend. We were in an Uber today and caught a bridge raising to let boats go out the Chicago river. Took forever. We were in an Uber XL which was a Hyundai santa fe. I hear pickle start laughing in the 3rd row and say " I just farted". Haha He fucked that entire thing up. Driver had to roll the windows down. By my best guess it takes a solid 13 minutes to air out a fart from the 3rd row haha

nothing better then a eye opener road trip fart

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