Circuit v Drag Racing

06-13-2008, 12:10 PM

Whilst enjoying a Jack rocks at my favorite haunt, a storyteller asked me if he could purloin a drink. I replied to such inquiry that if wished to purloin libation, then he must descibe the difference between circuit and drag racing in poetic fashion. He must also relate such tale in loud enough terms so as to be heard by the establishment's entirety.

The story teller nimbly related the following: "Circuit racing is when two or more guys drop their pants and stroke up and down furiously. The object of course being the first to shoot wins. While drag occurs if the participants are wearing bra and panties under their clothes while competing."

Whereupon, the body present broke into raucous laughter, and this scribe ordered said storyteller's favorite libation forthwit. Fini.

Sarge · 06-13-2008, 03:42 PM

Rednari...pass the pipe man

06-13-2008, 05:52 PM

I thought you guys might like it. I was trying to add levity to your day. I posted this on a different GTO site one time, and got a warning. This site is still the best, without the posting Nazis. Hope you guys got a kick out of this one.

Sarge · 06-14-2008, 04:53 PM

LOL....no ...we are not ls1gto.com for sure.....the corn cob up my ass would be problem after awhile

Rhinoman · 06-15-2008, 01:00 PM

I like the poetic thread...Makes me feel like im at a renaisonce fair.

SpecterGT260 · 06-15-2008, 03:38 PM

u got a warning for THAT?
i bet those guys hate puppies too.....

Sarge · 06-15-2008, 04:02 PM

They suck puppy dick.

06-16-2008, 12:03 AM

A big 10-4 to all of the above, and I did get a warning. Fricken Aholes.

06-16-2008, 12:06 AM

I"ll post a similar one in a few days.

06-13-2008, 12:10 PM	#1
rednari Guest Posts: n/a	Circuit v Drag Racing Whilst enjoying a Jack rocks at my favorite haunt, a storyteller asked me if he could purloin a drink. I replied to such inquiry that if wished to purloin libation, then he must descibe the difference between circuit and drag racing in poetic fashion. He must also relate such tale in loud enough terms so as to be heard by the establishment's entirety. The story teller nimbly related the following: "Circuit racing is when two or more guys drop their pants and stroke up and down furiously. The object of course being the first to shoot wins. While drag occurs if the participants are wearing bra and panties under their clothes while competing." Whereupon, the body present broke into raucous laughter, and this scribe ordered said storyteller's favorite libation forthwit. Fini.

06-13-2008, 03:42 PM	#2
Sarge Let'sPartyLikeIt's1959 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Texas Department of Corrections Posts: 16,940 So many warnings we made him a mod	Rednari...pass the pipe man

06-13-2008, 05:52 PM	#3
rednari Guest Posts: n/a	I thought you guys might like it. I was trying to add levity to your day. I posted this on a different GTO site one time, and got a warning. This site is still the best, without the posting Nazis. Hope you guys got a kick out of this one.

06-14-2008, 04:53 PM	#4
Sarge Let'sPartyLikeIt's1959 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Texas Department of Corrections Posts: 16,940 So many warnings we made him a mod	LOL....no ...we are not ls1gto.com for sure.....the corn cob up my ass would be problem after awhile

06-15-2008, 01:00 PM	#5
Rhinoman Knight of Chaos Join Date: May 2007 Location: Nebraska Age: 28 Posts: 52 2006 Pontiac GTO Metallic Black	I like the poetic thread...Makes me feel like im at a renaisonce fair.

06-15-2008, 03:38 PM	#6
SpecterGT260 Approver of Threads Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Iowa Posts: 205 '98 Trans Am Blacked out	u got a warning for THAT? i bet those guys hate puppies too.....

06-15-2008, 04:02 PM	#7
Sarge Let'sPartyLikeIt's1959 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Texas Department of Corrections Posts: 16,940 So many warnings we made him a mod	They suck puppy dick.

06-16-2008, 12:03 AM	#8
rednari Guest Posts: n/a	A big 10-4 to all of the above, and I did get a warning. Fricken Aholes.

06-16-2008, 12:06 AM	#9
rednari Guest Posts: n/a	I"ll post a similar one in a few days.