civic and pony go down!

**rajiv1998** · 12-12-2007, 06:22 PM

The other day I was on rt22 when a civic decides to roll up next to me. The kid asks me while we are sitting at a light "Hey buddy, how much HP did that exhaust give u? They look like coffee cans" I have SLP exhaust with the 3.5" slash tips. So i told the kid "Prolly double of what that NOS sticker on ur window gave u, whats with the park bench anyway" He replied back by saying "Its a spoiler u fucking dirtbag. It helps controll the air flow and aerodynaimcs to the rear wheels under hard accerlation" Me- "Huh, now if ur car is front wheel drive, wouldnt that be working against u rather than in ur favor." I slam the gas and take off leaving him in the dust

The second raced happened up the street from me on mountain ave. I approached a light and saw a yellow GT in the left lane. The kid started talking to me and just stood there as the light turned green since there wasnt any1 behind us. This is wut happened

Kid- Wuts done to it man
Me- Nothing special (trying to fuck with him)
Kid- Wanna go on green
Me- Sure, but im sure ill hand ur ass to u
Kid- Listen u fucking prick, iv been reading a lot on the stang forums about LS1's and my girl has a video camera to tape it. Those things are fast once u start doing internal engine work
Me-Turned around and laughed
Light turned green and I went half throttle in first so i didnt spin as much. I grabed second and was neck and neck with him. I decided to pace with him for the first 2 gears so that he wood build up his confidence. However once i banged third i HAMMERED IT and i BLEW by this kid as if he was standing still. I laid of at about a buck 20. Then as i was turning on to my street, the kid decided to cut me off and throw on his hazards. His g/f was hot as hell, but she looked like ur average $20 slut. Maybe u will c the vid on the stang forums, if the kid has the balls to post it up. I can only pic it now "Dude that WS6 had to have been spraying"

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-12-2007, 07:50 PM

Hahaha, you smoked both of em! Thats classic with the ricer civic!

**hutch1999** · 12-12-2007, 08:31 PM

lol good kills, "but she looked like ur average $20 slut" by far my favorite line ive heard today.

**BlankinSShip** · 12-13-2007, 06:31 AM

HAHAHAHA "Ive been reading on a lot of stang forums and those are fast with internal engine work" What a chode... I think he forgot about the other 1.1 Liters we have sitting around to eat his lunch for him...

And if that girl is any sort of classy $20 slut, she is bangin' an f-body driver on the side...

Nice Kills Man...

**rajiv1998** · 12-13-2007, 08:03 AM

The look on the girls face before we took off was like "yeah, ur gonna get ur ass kicked" She had the cocky smile on her face to. I wanted to tell the kid to tell his gf to turn that camera off. I wonder what those faggots on the stang forums are prolly saying about the kill. "Nice death, he prolly had a stroker or something, its ok man maybe u missed a gear, well u had another person in the car unlike him"

**hutch1999** · 12-13-2007, 08:29 AM

yea they will just blame it on the other person in the car. Like that extra 110 is gonna make up the for the ass whippin you just gave him.

**rajiv1998** · 12-13-2007, 10:33 AM

yeah and as i rolled up, the kid was BLASTING Timberlake "Like u just the way u are" and his gf was dancing to the tunes. Guess that all stoped once i got done with him. I had my cutouts opened to so im sure he heard the full effect of my LS1!!

**blue02Z** · 12-13-2007, 11:53 AM

that civic woulda won if you gave him a chance

**MikeSomething** · 12-13-2007, 12:41 PM

Watch out for the cops by Mountain Ave man, they're all over the place. Ever race by Washington Rock?

**rajiv1998** · 12-13-2007, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by MikeSomething

Watch out for the cops by Mountain Ave man, they're all over the place. Ever race by Washington Rock?

I know all the spots they hide out in, im on that road at least 5 times every day, and even more when i have vacation. Plus I have a radar detector, iv been by washington rock like 2 times, however my first ever race was on valley road against an 03/04 cobra that walked away from me. That was then i was all stock though, differant story now

**Empatho** · 12-13-2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by rajiv1998

whats with the park bench anyway

lmao

**BlankinSShip** · 12-14-2007, 06:22 AM

There really is nothing funnier than owning some Fast and Furious nerd.

Back when my Dad was still driving the SS, he pulled up to a ricer and the ricer revved his engine and when my Dad revved back (LoudMouth 1) the kid legitimately jumped in his seat and turned off the road... HAHA... We still laugh about it...

No Replacement for Displacement... haha