Interesting Questions

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-13-2007, 03:50 PM

* Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
* Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
* If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? I know why the numbers are in this order but not the alphabet:-)
* If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
* If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.

some funny ones

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-13-2007, 03:55 PM

some more

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

21. What do people in China call their good plates?

22. What do you call a male ladybug?

23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-13-2007, 03:56 PM

some are stupid, but some i've never thought of but are still stupid

**eddierox** · 03-13-2007, 03:58 PM

Why is (1) the lonliest number?

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 03-13-2007, 04:02 PM

How much deeper would the ocean be if it didn't have sponges?

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 03-13-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Ask these guys....

http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2000/...ght000720.html

**JonB** · 03-13-2007, 04:17 PM

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Thats only so funny because I was literally just doing that before I got on here. I was driving around looking at houses for sale and every time I came to one I turned down the radio.

**eddierox** · 03-13-2007, 04:45 PM

Why is infinite asymptotic if there is an eventuality?

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-13-2007, 04:47 PM

because there exists no eventually for infinite

**eddierox** · 03-13-2007, 04:50 PM

ahh so eventually the infinite does exist albeit asymptoticaly?

**juiced99ws6** · 03-13-2007, 04:51 PM

those are great

**Dax** · 03-13-2007, 04:52 PM

Excellent stuff

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-13-2007, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by eddierox

ahh so eventually the infinite does exist albeit asymptoticaly?

no, infinity never exists

**eddierox** · 03-13-2007, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

no, infinity never exists

This would be in the gist of interesting questions. How can infinity be ... in any form ... if it doesn't exist?

**LS1WS6** · 03-13-2007, 05:58 PM

why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway

**eddierox** · 03-13-2007, 06:37 PM

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

You would be behind the sled like the Grinches' mutt going down the mountain towards whoville.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-14-2007, 05:16 AM

^ the lights come on, but you dont see any light in front of you

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-14-2007, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by eddierox

This would be in the gist of interesting questions. How can infinity be ... in any form ... if it doesn't exist?

it does exist, but its end doesnt

**Spaz** · 03-14-2007, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

^ the lights come on, but you dont see any light in front of you

icorrect... they would com on as the ususally do...

if you were to travel at the speed of light along side a beam of light the beam of light would still travel away from you at the speed of light... how ever to an observer who is still it would appear that you and the beam of light are side by side...