will my car win?

[Texas_WS6]

Yep, you go tmy email?

[justinmc978]

Yep, you go tmy email?

huh?you talking to me?

[dpinson]

Now thats too much, you are suckering him! Heck I bet my 408 turbo Smart Car will take his GT like that!! No to make it more even you should let him use 12 of his 16 plugs! What do you take him for an idiot!

I know this guy who uses 101 octane booster in his car. It only runs like 15.63's on pump gas but when he has less then 1/16th of a tank he puts in 5 gallons of 101 octane boost and it makes his NA 346 get 15psi of boost and man that thing runs like 4's then.

Try it, it will work. Oh, and use some Vidal Sasson hair spray on your MAF too! I can't explain it but it makes the tires stick better when you do!

will RAVE hairspray work,I used all the Vidal Sassoon to stop a leak in my blinker fluid sytem

[Texas_WS6]

I do not know, the Baptist got rid of all the Rave around here. Something to to with teen pregnancy. I would try it and see.

[seamurda]

Put a few ricey stickers on your car that always seems to work for the traditional enthusiast.

[Texas_WS6]

Maybe two fins, one on top of each other!

[Too Fast]

You will really need to switch over to electric if you wanna out trq him off the line.

Electric cars make maximum torque at 0 RPM FTW! They LEAP off the line, then die 10 feet later LOL!

[dpinson]

Put a few ricey stickers on your car that always seems to work for the traditional enthusiast.

my pretend friend has a turbo evo on 46.3472679 lbs. of boost and he says that you gain 15horsepower per sticker

but im having a hard time making grassburs stick to my car and my tire went flat wtf?

do i need to use goatheads or is there another kinda sticker i need

[67CamaroRSSS]

I think your gonna need that dragon thingy off dudes vette...

[c5z28]

So did a guy with a stock gt really call you out?

I'm thinkin that s/c is going to slow you down

[GoodbyeMustang]

I'd say your best bet is quickly having a jet turbine installed... You'd probably still need like Jet nitrous or something... I dunno. Too close to call...

[dpinson]

So did a guy with a stock gt really call you out?

I'm thinkin that s/c is going to slow you down

are you serious? and yeah i put the supercharger on because it was too fast without it(sssscccccaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyy)

[bobodog]

race him in reverse. he might have a chance. maybe.

[MrMasterCraft]

I think your gonna need that dragon thingy off dudes vette...

[Texas_WS6]

Goatheads work best. Some Gay Sunflowers might be all you need. Put them across the rear bumper, the spinning effect will help with your cars terrible drag.

[dpinson]

Goatheads work best. Some Gay Sunflowers might be all you need. Put them across the rear bumper, the spinning effect will help with your cars terrible drag.

i thought maybe once i get your ass out of the car it might run 9's lol!

[Texas_WS6]

Probably

[Too Fast]

Goatheads work best. Some Gay Sunflowers might be all you need. Put them across the rear bumper, the spinning effect will help with your cars terrible drag.

Dude, you got it backwards. The spinning effect creates a vortex behind the car, which creates a push on the rear of the car like a giant invisible hand, like the tornado you can put in the intake tract. Go do some research!