Circuit v Drag Racing

[rednari]

Whilst enjoying a Jack rocks at my favorite haunt, a storyteller asked me if he could purloin a drink. I replied to such inquiry that if wished to purloin libation, then he must descibe the difference between circuit and drag racing in poetic fashion. He must also relate such tale in loud enough terms so as to be heard by the establishment's entirety.

The story teller nimbly related the following: "Circuit racing is when two or more guys drop their pants and stroke up and down furiously. The object of course being the first to shoot wins. While drag occurs if the participants are wearing bra and panties under their clothes while competing."

Whereupon, the body present broke into raucous laughter, and this scribe ordered said storyteller's favorite libation forthwit. Fini.

[Sarge]

Rednari...pass the pipe man

[rednari]

I thought you guys might like it. I was trying to add levity to your day. I posted this on a different GTO site one time, and got a warning. This site is still the best, without the posting Nazis. Hope you guys got a kick out of this one.

[Sarge]

LOL....no ...we are not ls1gto.com for sure.....the corn cob up my ass would be problem after awhile

[Rhinoman]

I like the poetic thread...Makes me feel like im at a renaisonce fair.

[SpecterGT260]

u got a warning for THAT?
i bet those guys hate puppies too.....

[Sarge]

They suck puppy dick.

[rednari]

A big 10-4 to all of the above, and I did get a warning. Fricken Aholes.

[rednari]

I"ll post a similar one in a few days.