Smack Talking Co-Worker

[ls1camino]

Everyone in my office knows my Trans Am is a beast and no one disrespects it because they know it will eat them alive

Anyway, we got this new guy in the office about 3 months ago. His first day in the office, he comes in asking who owns the Trans Am parked in the back of the lot. I said I did and we got to talking about cars while we worked. So it comes up in the conversation that he owns a Neon SRT-4. I was hard pressed to suppress a chuckle when he told me this. He also said he wanted to race me, this time I had to laugh. He got all mad and said that when he got his car back from "the shop" he would blow my doors off. I told him to dream on.

Fast forward to tonight, he came into work as usual, walked up to me and said, "Are you ready to loose to my car? cause I got it back today!" I told him I wasn't driving the Trans Am during the week because of gas prices and the parking lot has been getting kinda full as of late. He went off on how I was chicken and didn't bring the Trans Am cause I knew he got his car back earlier that day

So the 8 hours passes with him telling everyone in the office about how much my car sucks, blah blah blah...so we leave and walk out to the parking lot, he starts showing his car off to the office hottie...it was a nice LOOKING car, but when he fired it up, it sounded stock. He started rambling off all these mods that "the shop" had done, and the girl tells him that she likes the sound of my V8 more he didn't like that at all. As I'm walking to my DD (MazdaSpeed3), he shouts to me, "I'll see you on the highway!" I'm thinking, "Oh great, I have to drive the 20 miles home with this jackass hounding me to race the entire way." So I get out on the highway and try to put a fair distance between work and me before he can catch up, in hopes that his house is closer to work than mine. That didn't work to say the least. He comes flying up behind me about 5 minutes after I had left and gets on my right and starts revving the shit out of his car. I got tired of this and honked 3 times, waiting for him to go and took off in 3rd at 65mph. By the time I engaged the clutch, he was about half a car in front of me. I then completely pulled his ass to 120, he didn't stand a chance.

I CAN'T WAIT to hear his excuses at work tomorrow. All I'm going to say is, "If you got pulled that hard by my 4-banger, how do you think you're going to hang with my car that has twice the cylinders?"

[Fury_786]

stupid people suck

but ignorant stupid people are worse

i vote to just have him disappear from the face of the earth

[01ws6er]

You walked him hard in a Speed3...? Holy shit! The best thing to do in this situation would be to not even mention it tomorrow...just take the high road and only talk shit to him in private (although it's hard not to defend yourself when people are around).

Be careful though, "the shop" is probably gonna have his car back for that "special tune" soon, and then you'll be done for

[Fury_786]

at least he cant say "just wait till i get my turbo"

[stlws6]

I own one currently. Ill be the first to tell you they are a big POS. Ive owned one for 3 months and the whole time i have owned it, it hasn't ran right. It has 31,000 miles and i just found out that i have a misfire in cylinder 4. Once it's fixed im selling it and buying a ss or ws6. The only good thing about it is it handles pretty well.

[ls1camino]

You walked him hard in a Speed3...? Holy shit!

CAI, Exhaust and a tune...nothing big

[01' Sevan Series TA]

at least he cant say "just wait till i get my turbo"

I get that all the time from them

[ls1camino]

Update: He called out "sick" today

[KING Z28 HAWK]

Update: He called out "sick" today

what a little bitch

[chuckie669]

hahahaha........

[Fury_786]

bitch FTL

[01ws6er]

Update: He called out "sick" today

Haha!!! He got some sand in his vagina

[Insert]

dont say anything about the other race, but when he does show up, have your trans am handy, take him up on his race offer. and when he backs down, let him bury himself.

[01ws6er]

dont say anything about the other race, but when he does show up, have your trans am handy, take him up on his race offer. and when he backs down, let him bury himself.

Very good idea!!! That way he has no way of talkin shit because you've already whooped his ass in the slower car.

[Fury_786]

other reasons....

I missed a gear
This is a new engine
I have to break in my clutch first
i dont have enough wax on the car
i wasn't trying just playin
all of the V-tec excuses
i have to empty out the car
i don't run synthetic
my turbo is slipping
my k&n isn't installed

to name a few

[Eric1987]

Nice try but VTEC is in honda not dodge

[Fury_786]

thats what makes it funny

sorry, ill be serious from now on

[Eric1987]

That doesnt make it funny....

[Fury_786]

i reject that statement and instead substitute this

that DOES make it funny

/discussion

[pumpkinman]

any update on the guy? lol