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Rubed a Neons nose in its own pile of pee

This is a discussion on Rubed a Neons nose in its own pile of pee within the Kill Stories forums, part of the Racing Forums category; I was out cruising with my girl in the LT-1 last friday and were going 60 or so out on ...

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    Rubed a Neons nose in its own pile of pee

    I was out cruising with my girl in the LT-1 last friday and were going 60 or so out on the highway... listen to some country, nice chill night, just ate, in no mood to race or do anything stupid...but... we all know thats a shortlived thing... so here comes this riced out 2 door neon with a huge spoiler and a fart can and stock wheels on it... comes flying by me doing like 80 (i know i was impressed too) His plate says SRT4ME on it...fucking retard... and we wonder where the guys with real SRT-4s get a bad name... I was gonna let it go until the dick swiches lanes in front of me and slames on his brakes... so i swerve to the other lane to miss hitting him and then he gets up next to me. My g/f has never been with me when I raced anybody so I had no idea if shed be as cool as my ex was about it... but then i look over and see this little prick and his homies trying to flirt with my girl... theres that old feeling again. I looked at him and jumped on it a little bit... and my g/f goes..kick his ass... ... he nails his little fart bomb to the floor and i proceed to give the it a good half throttle just to see if my power bands there. I start pulling on him half throttle so i let off a little bit and let him catch up (were rolling like 80 now) and i stomp it to the floor... at 120 i had a good 10 cars on his sorry ass... i let off and went back to chill mode in the slow lane runnin 65... he comes flying up on my ass and im expecting the flyby... but he gets in behind me and dosent have the nerve to even try and pass me showed that lil prick what for...and learned my new girl is cool with going fast...

    Later that night i had some guy in a modded rsx try to race me but i passed and he didnt do anything ricey so i guess he was alright. Mabey another night... If that guy in the neon thinks he got raped my lil stock LT1... i cant wait to run up next to him in the LS lol... ill be sure to post it and share the ass raping with you all

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    nice kill

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    isint that shit fuckin funny, when you KNOW you could just absolutely kick thier ass, but yet they still try anyway! its like WTF!

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    when he got behind you after the race you should have brake checked him just to show him who's boss.

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    I woulda riped the e-brake and let him hit me if the car wasnt such a rare color lol...trying to keep everything original though (for now anyways)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxPlusTen View Post
    I woulda riped the e-brake and let him hit me if the car wasnt such a rare color lol...trying to keep everything original though (for now anyways)
    what color is it? by the way nice kill

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    hmm ive been here 2 years and i just made 100 posts...how bout that

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    Way to fuck that poser up!!!

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    You should have flashed your hazards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warbird View Post
    You should have flashed your hazards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warbird View Post
    You should have flashed your hazards.
    I disagree man, NOTHING should ever make a dude/chick in an american muscle car flash the hazards, I think it's an official rule in the street racers handbook. That's some gay ass shit there man, nothin personal on you brau. Just my thought's on the matter, <jerk off motion> out the window, Hell ya. Brake check for a dickweed - probably. Hazards ? Man I would rather watch my buddies parents have sex - and no, they are NOT hot-
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    You'd think they'd get info on our cars via forums and such, just like we do on them... If they only knew.

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    they know what they are up against, they just want to see the flex of the muscle,

    see around my town when i'm cruzing i dont give anything the time of day unless its gonna be within 7 car lengths

    i love it when people tell me, "man you never get into it man, whats that thing got?"

    eh its just a 305 nothing spectacular

    then every once and a while i take it out to 384 to whoop one of my friend's asses and everyone comes along to watch in their cars

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    Good kill, fartbag deserved it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    they know what they are up against, they just want to see the flex of the muscle,

    see around my town when i'm cruzing i dont give anything the time of day unless its gonna be within 7 car lengths

    i love it when people tell me, "man you never get into it man, whats that thing got?"

    eh its just a 305 nothing spectacular

    then every once and a while i take it out to 384 to whoop one of my friend's asses and everyone comes along to watch in their cars
    I agree with you, they always want to see what she can do. Most of the time they get irritated and tell me, "why did I buy my car if I don't like getting on it?". I just tell them, I do get on it, but just not for you and especially not when it is unsafe and we are stuck in traffic! Sometimes these kids these days are just plain idiots.

    To the original poster, Great Kill!

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    yeah some just wanna hear what is sounds like when you open it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackout View Post
    yeah some just wanna hear what is sounds like when you open it up.
    Agreed. They want to hear again what a V8 sounds like. That is what they really want to be driving. How often do you hear a cool sounding 4 or 6 cylinder?

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