Mazda driver thinks they can win.....

**Too Fast** · 07-23-2012, 02:22 AM

Since she is so fat, you can have one of your coworkers with you, and her by herself. There is a witness to the Mazda loss that way!

**98TransAmWs-6** · 07-23-2012, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

Originally Posted by 98TransAmWs-6

Oh and add she is like 300+lbs and I am like half her weight or less.

I've seen the size of those cars......where's the rest of her riding?

Lol Idk, the trunk maybe? I don't know how she fits in it.....

Originally Posted by Too Fast

Since she is so fat, you can have one of your coworkers with you, and her by herself. There is a witness to the Mazda loss that way!

Good idea.

**2002ssslp** · 07-23-2012, 05:33 AM

Enough bench racing. Just run the fat chick and get it over with. Put some Krispy Kreme's in the back seat of het ride before the race, when she rolls up the window as you line up she will smell the donuts and go crazy. You will take her off the line as she stuffs her face with sugary goodness. Nothing left to do but wipe up the drool and collect your 100 bucks.

**Smittro** · 07-23-2012, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I've seen the size of those cars......where's the rest of her riding?

Originally Posted by 2002ssslp

Enough bench racing. Just run the fat chick and get it over with. Put some Krispy Kreme's in the back seat of het ride before the race, when she rolls up the window as you line up she will smell the donuts and go crazy. You will take her off the line as she stuffs her face with sugary goodness. Nothing left to do but wipe up the drool and collect your 100 bucks.

**98TransAmWs-6** · 07-23-2012, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by 2002ssslp

Enough bench racing. Just run the fat chick and get it over with. Put some Krispy Kreme's in the back seat of het ride before the race, when she rolls up the window as you line up she will smell the donuts and go crazy. You will take her off the line as she stuffs her face with sugary goodness. Nothing left to do but wipe up the drool and collect your 100 bucks.

Well I don't see her that often I have to wait for her to come back in.

**RONS98TA** · 07-24-2012, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by 98TransAmWs-6

Well I don't see her that often I have to wait for her to come back in.

Put a sign out front of your shop that says, " FREE DOUGHNUTS WHILE YOU WAIT !!! "

She will see that sign and

come running in!! LOL

**02sunsetorangeZ** · 07-24-2012, 10:30 PM

lmao i meant one that is modded haha my bad. really have to be atleast full bolt ons plus meth and tuned but still turbo upgrades are pretty good

**98TransAmWs-6** · 08-25-2012, 06:27 AM

So she came in today and I bet her $100 to race me and she declined and came up with some bs excuse.

**02z28ttop** · 08-25-2012, 06:40 AM

Maybe she wants you in ned

lol jk na,those mazdas are ok nothing special...i know my ex thought her cobalt ltz was the shit..but she never lisened

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**98TransAmWs-6** · 08-25-2012, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by 02z28ttop

Maybe she wants you in ned

lol jk na,those mazdas are ok nothing special...i know my ex thought her cobalt ltz was the shit..but she never lisened

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Yeah she is just like this dude who thought his impala ltz could beat my charger daytona and I blew him away over and over again.....it was a slaughter.

**02z28ttop** · 08-25-2012, 06:44 AM

Maybe they are related,lol

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**98TransAmWs-6** · 08-25-2012, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by 02z28ttop

Maybe they are related,lol

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Haha, then he did the ricer fly by when I had to turn.

**02z28ttop** · 08-25-2012, 10:06 AM

Sounds about right.....how oldis he? Maybe midlife crisis thinking of all the time he didn't do ricer flybys when he was a teen

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**98TransAmWs-6** · 08-25-2012, 10:10 AM

Not sure he looked early to mid thirties.

**Too Fast** · 08-26-2012, 12:37 PM

You need to ask her again, multiple times, in front of other people. Then, you can say you asked her to race many times and she declined, so the overwieght wonder can go back to the dinner table and make her ride even slower!

**98TransAmWs-6** · 08-26-2012, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

You need to ask her again, multiple times, in front of other people. Then, you can say you asked her to race many times and she declined, so the overwieght wonder can go back to the dinner table and make her ride even slower!

Not sure how well that would go over with my boss. My boss might see that as being rude to a customer. I don't work with an car enthusiasts so none of them probably would see the point. I might do it though if she brings it up again that or if I get a different job I would do it

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**Too Fast** · 08-28-2012, 02:37 AM

^^^Yeah sorry I forgot it was a customer not a co-worker. I give the 'faintly distracted smile' when people talk smack about 4th gen LS1s and they say they can beat me. Especially with something like the 6.

**04yellowjacket** · 10-28-2012, 09:38 AM

99% of people that drive the honda's and mazda's think there car is fast, because they have never driven a fast car.

**az gt eater** · 10-28-2012, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by 04yellowjacket

99% of people that think their hondas and mazdas are fast, think that way because they have never owned a fast muscle car.

Fixed it to my way of thinking.

**2002ssslp** · 10-28-2012, 03:57 PM

Most people today think fast is 90mph in a 16 sec. 4 door sedan. A 12 sec. ride and a 160 mph pull would put these pretenders in a coma. Most of the time I would not waste the gas.