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This is a discussion on LS1 vs Pig women within the Kill Stories forums, part of the Racing Forums category; I was driving my 87 formula, coming from the car wash. I gased it out and was rolling when I ...

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    I was driving my 87 formula, coming from the car wash. I gased it out and was rolling when I saw a girl riding my ass. A big girl with a twinkie in one hand and a cig in the other driving a Mustang. I got in the other lane and she blew by me. At the light she was pointing and laughing at me. When the light turned green she took off, I couldnt catch her. Well, 4 weeks later I got my 02 Formula. I did a few mods and ran into her at the carwash. I was on her ass leaving this time and rolled up beside her at the light. She didnt notice the diffrent car and started laughing and reving her engine. I let her roll out before I launched. I love the feeling of sinking back into the seat from raw power. Anyway I blew by pig women like she was sitting still. I am not trying to knock mustangs, I owned one. But most of the new stangs belong to old fat women.

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    wow not sure where to begin on that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideon1200 View Post
    I was driving my 87 formula, coming from the car wash. I gased it out and was rolling when I saw a girl riding my ass. A big girl with a twinkie in one hand and a cig in the other driving a Mustang. I got in the other lane and she blew by me. At the light she was pointing and laughing at me. When the light turned green she took off, I couldnt catch her. Well, 4 weeks later I got my 02 Formula. I did a few mods and ran into her at the carwash. I was on her ass leaving this time and rolled up beside her at the light. She didnt notice the diffrent car and started laughing and reving her engine. I let her roll out before I launched. I love the feeling of sinking back into the seat from raw power. Anyway I blew by pig women like she was sitting still. I am not trying to knock mustangs, I owned one. But most of the new stangs belong to old fat women.
    welcome to ls1.com and its ok to bash mustangs here, we don't mind

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    Now that you have an LS1 you won't have to face defeat by pig women no matter what they drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideon1200 View Post
    I was driving my 87 formula, coming from the car wash. I gased it out and was rolling when I saw a girl riding my ass. A big girl with a twinkie in one hand and a cig in the other driving a Mustang. I got in the other lane and she blew by me. At the light she was pointing and laughing at me. When the light turned green she took off, I couldnt catch her. Well, 4 weeks later I got my 02 Formula. I did a few mods and ran into her at the carwash. I was on her ass leaving this time and rolled up beside her at the light. She didnt notice the diffrent car and started laughing and reving her engine. I let her roll out before I launched. I love the feeling of sinking back into the seat from raw power. Anyway I blew by pig women like she was sitting still. I am not trying to knock mustangs, I owned one. But most of the new stangs belong to old fat women.
    Pig women! Hey, big women who smoke cigs and eat twinkies need lovin too. That is why she keeps harrassing you, you got the only twinkie she is looking for. She def has an obsession for phallic objects.

    What kind of mustang was it?

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    If it was Pig Woman, would it be a Barbeque instead of a kill?

    Nice Kill/BBQ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJREX View Post
    If it was Pig Woman, would it be a Barbeque instead of a kill?

    Nice Kill/BBQ!
    that's a good one.

    but yeah. nice bbq

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    Ok, I know she needed loving, but......... In my past, I have had to drink to the womens house because I knew I could not do anything sober. But that was before marriage in my 20's. I knew I was ready when I would say, "if she lost some weight she wouldnt be that bad".

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    People think the new mustangs are so fast. i mean they do rock a lot during the launch and nosedive badly on braking but hell. They are a nice car.. just don't over rate them.. hell i wouldn't try to run a ferrari in my trans am.... yet

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    ^On that note, the GTs have a $hit ton of body roll in the twisties. Not to say my Z with factory suspension doesn't roll, but not nearly as bad as the Mustang!

    Kill vs BBQ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideon1200 View Post
    "if she lost some weight she wouldnt be that bad".

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideon1200 View Post
    Ok, I know she needed loving, but......... In my past, I have had to drink to the womens house because I knew I could not do anything sober. But that was before marriage in my 20's. I knew I was ready when I would say, "if she lost some weight she wouldnt be that bad".
    You never know exactly how to feel with a girl who has a "10" face, but could stand to lose about 80 lbs. More cushion for the pushin'!

    They don't call em love handles for nothin' there my drunken pig lovin friend!

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    Oh man, this makes me think about college. I went home with a few heavy ones after a hard night of drinking. Then me and my room mates would laugh about it for hours when I finally made it home the next day. They wern't much to look at but one thing I do remember were the above average BJ's.

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    fat girls gotta make up for being fat by giving the best head man, it is a well known fact

    haha, have em beggin for buttermilk

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJREX View Post
    If it was Pig Woman, would it be a Barbeque instead of a kill?

    Nice Kill/BBQ!
    ugghhh gross BBQ pork, i rather grill up some good ol Texas brisket or some split chicken breasts. mmm mmm mmm now im hungry lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roastem View Post
    fat girls gotta make up for being fat by giving the best head man, it is a well known fact

    haha, have em beggin for buttermilk
    this what i say about fat chicks... Pick a fold and fuck it

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