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Kia VS Honda Epic tale

This is a discussion on Kia VS Honda Epic tale within the Kill Stories forums, part of the Racing Forums category; I was in my bone stock 2006 KIa Rio heading home after work, when I came up on a red ...

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    2 SS's are better than 1 Jays00ss's Avatar
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    Cool Kia VS Honda Epic tale

    I was in my bone stock 2006 KIa Rio heading home after work, when I came up on a red light. Man, sweat was starting to pour when I came across this 1980 something honda. It had duct tape holding the body kit together, a Coffee can Muffler and the Hood was off. He gave me the "Look" at the light. I made sure I was in 1st, the light turned green and we were off. I felt like an arbian horse unleashed. Quickly I got 1/2 car length on him. at about 25 MPH we both shifted, I started to pull a little and I think he had some octane additive kick in because all of a sudden he was catching back up. Shifted into 3rd, 4th then I had the secret weapon 5th gear (he only had a 4 speed). I felt bad because I waxed him so bad I just maintained the speed limit of 65 MPH. Man My hair was swept back from the shear acceleration of my 1.6 liter beast. Well, not to be outdone by a Kia, the Honda guy flew past me what looked like a Mach 1 flyby. I was pretty impressed. At that point he must have been doing 80-85 in a 65 zone. Low and behold a state patrol just happened to see his fine example of Muscle car Speed and proceded to pull him over. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

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    back 'n better than ever Kjz99z28's Avatar
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    Awesome Tale.

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    Nice one! LOL Severe ownage.

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    Ownage and Humiliation, you should of waved at him when you passed him up.

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