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Thread: Inport Patrol at it AGAIN!
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04-20-2006, 04:31 PM #1
Inport Patrol at it AGAIN!
Soo the import patrol in Puyallup is Me(Camaro SS) and my friend(Stang GT) were just cruzin... and what do you know.. the same VW gets right beside me... he starts talking to my fiance and saying why you with this guy, he only has that car because his Penis is small he has to make up for it in something... My babe goes right back on saying... I already seen it outside and inside me... and trust me i bet anything you got is smaller than his!
He then starts to tell me that he just got his NOS bottle filled and he smiled and said i know you probably don't wanna race now!... then i told him to put your money where your mouth is and he was like ok 300 bucks... I was like DAMN ok..... Soo we go to the local racing area and we line up the stang told us on 3rd flash of his lights.. Well 1....2... lights go and he jumps the gun i laugh and wait till the 3rd... then once the 3rd his i go... he had about 4 car lengths before i knew it but after all of first and all of second... i flew passed him and gave him a taste of what a cutout sounds like! i think i made him deaf... so basically the patrol just gave him a ticket for stupidity and took his money from him... hmmm i think i am going to go buy something with my 300 bucks... oh ya... my fiance got it all on tape and flashed his ass while i passed him... she got some nice tits!
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04-20-2006, 04:57 PM #2
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silver- 2002 z-28
lets see the tits
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04-20-2006, 05:44 PM #3Originally Posted by 2002Z
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04-20-2006, 05:46 PM #4HotrodGuest
:slapboobies:
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04-20-2006, 07:29 PM #5
I'll race you with my import if your girl promises to flash her tits at me. I'm not sure he got put in his place properly if your girl showed him her tits. Oh well, nice kill.
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04-20-2006, 08:01 PM #6
ya i know but she is crazy and we had to t-tops and shit off and she gets hella horney as she says when we race... lets just say i got some fun that night just for winning! 300 bucks and some tits and puss!
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04-20-2006, 08:02 PM #7
share the wealth.......
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04-20-2006, 08:15 PM #8
Love to but she only wants me... sorry bro!
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04-20-2006, 08:16 PM #9
good news... she isn't going to be drivin a import... i am buying her a 97 Z28 w/ a 6 spd... i tought her to drive a manual... soo i can get drunk and she drives me home!
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04-20-2006, 10:32 PM #10
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Aspen White- 2006 WRX STi
Until I see a video of this, I have to say quit watching those damn Fast & Furious movies...
If you can't get a vid up atleast spoil us with some pics of your girl!
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04-20-2006, 10:40 PM #11
Do an old man a favor. Post up a vid of your girl the next time you race. I'm calling BS 'til I see a vid.
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04-21-2006, 09:44 AM #12
KK well the vid is going to be up possiable tomorrow.. Friend has been busy with work soo he couldn't post it.. it is his video camera..
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04-21-2006, 09:53 AM #13
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trans am 00 ws6- 1998 camaro ss vert
what do you have done to your car?
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04-21-2006, 11:50 AM #14HotrodGuest
Oh and congrats on having a freaky woman. Yours gets horny when you race? My fiance bitch slaps me when I start racing with her in the car. All I hear is "Your stupid, I want out of the car if your gonna drive like this...blah,blah,blah!"
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04-21-2006, 08:28 PM #15
Remember now, we don't want to see a vid of the race. We want to see a vid of your girl while you're racing.
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04-21-2006, 10:04 PM #16Originally Posted by Hotrod
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04-24-2006, 05:22 AM #17
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Pewter- '99 Z28 M6
7 out of 10 girls will go berserk over 100, 2 won't say anything, and 1 will get so wet you think you stuck your hand in a jar of mayo.
I find it hard to believe you got the biggest dick possible 2000SSM, since the chances of that are 1 in 6+ billion. Maybe you should buy a lotto ticket, you will be damn sure to win it. Or maybe your girl just has "little" experience.
Anyway, let's see the video! I wanna see an import get spanked.Heads 'n Cammed, Moser 12, 3.73's, Weight Reduction, 13" Brembo Kit
BMR track suspension, full exhaust, the works...
412whp/394wtq 1/4 mile slip coming soon!
Gone: '01 Laser Red Cobra 3.73's/Full Bolt-ons
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04-25-2006, 07:16 AM #18
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1986- Volvo 240
isnt the real winner the one that sees the titties
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04-25-2006, 01:25 PM #19
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04-25-2006, 10:23 PM #20
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Originally Posted by mrbill
Oh well... all in all that guy paid $300 to see some titties. F... that.
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