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If you try to race a 350Z you have a small penis, possibly a wife beater thrown in!

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    If you try to race a 350Z you have a small penis, possibly a wife beater thrown in!

    I was looking over some of the kill stories over at my350z.com and some of them are just hilarious! I have read 2 in the past few days where they say x car owner has small penis because they want to race me but they wouldn't run with them, the others on the board let them have it, hilarity insues!
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=182134
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=178736

    You are also wife beaters apparently when you beat them!
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=177417
    Funny stuff, at least a lot of them let these guys know they are whiners.

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    what a bunch of whining sissies

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    i wouldn't even think to race one of them....kind of a "yuppie" car ya know? wouldn't think any owners would actually think to push the pedal.

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    I pulled on a Z 2 car lenghts from 80 to 100mph. I used to have a z before it got traded.

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    "Hahah, dude, it's not the car it's the driver! Come on! That guy was all about straight line speed. I've beat Ferraris, 911s, Lambos all up in the hills. Hell, gimme a Ford Focus and I'll smack a C6.

    I've learned and seen in my day that most drivers are sissies. Present company excluded of course"


    Wow... that is a sweet quote right there... this guy really knows what he is talking about. I wouldn't mess with him, especially if you drive a C6 because you will get "smacked"

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    It's funny. I read these threads and all these guys seem to complain about is us and our domestics. I don't see ant of this type of flaming on www.honda-tech.com

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    I did a little reading on the previously mentioned threads, and those guys really get thier feelings hurt when they get reved on by a C6 or a Viper! I personally get an adrenaline rush and drop the hammer, but thats just me

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    Well their problem is that they dont have a hammer to drop.... so they can't take that approach. A friend of mine just bought a stock 03 350 Z and he says its FAST!.......... I cant wait to get back in town and give him a run and show him how fast it really is. Maybe I will catch it on video.

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    IDK man some of those 350s are quite quick. A buddy of mine had one that was stock running 8.7 in the 8th. They can be a problem for a stock lt1.

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    Just got back from the races...my friends stock 350Z beat an SRT-4 by about two lengths. His is an auto.. not sure what the SRT-4 had done to it.. but I was surprised. It was a good night of racing... a lot of Cobras and built 5.0's came out... even a Lightning. Saw some good runs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAm45
    Just got back from the races...my friends stock 350Z beat an SRT-4 by about two lengths. His is an auto.. not sure what the SRT-4 had done to it.. but I was surprised. It was a good night of racing... a lot of Cobras and built 5.0's came out... even a Lightning. Saw some good runs.

    What did the 350z run?


    That site is pretty gay, but I was checking out a new 350Z roadster the other day, and it was pretty sweet.

    They just need to put the Titan V8 in it.

    My buddy has a 4x4 Titan, and it is by far the fastest non-sport truck I have ever ridden in. It bitch slaps Hemi's.

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    I dunno about it bitch-slappin hemis... but the 05 titan is fast as hell

    on that note... I'd rather have the dodge ram srt-10 or the lightning

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRT4SC
    I was looking over some of the kill stories over at my350z.com and some of them are just hilarious! I have read 2 in the past few days where they say x car owner has small penis because they want to race me but they wouldn't run with them, the others on the board let them have it, hilarity insues!
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=182134
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=178736

    You are also wife beaters apparently when you beat them!
    http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=177417
    Funny stuff, at least a lot of them let these guys know they are whiners.

    sounds like a bunch of women crowing about stupid shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jking
    What did the 350z run?


    That site is pretty gay, but I was checking out a new 350Z roadster the other day, and it was pretty sweet.

    They just need to put the Titan V8 in it.

    My buddy has a 4x4 Titan, and it is by far the fastest non-sport truck I have ever ridden in. It bitch slaps Hemi's.
    It wasn't a legal track so no times... just a back road with the 1/4 marked off... we just call it the track around here. I havn't been to KCIR (the real track) yet this year.. but hope to go soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScrapMaker
    I dunno about it bitch-slappin hemis... but the 05 titan is fast as hell

    on that note... I'd rather have the dodge ram srt-10 or the lightning
    There was a stock Titan at the track this weekend running 15.30's.

    There were several Hemi's, and none of them got out of the 16's.

    My friend has a 4x4 Titan, and I drove it against a regular cab Super Bee truck one night. We made several runs, and it was dead even, like you were racing your shadow or some shit.

    If that Hemi had been and extended cab 4x4, it wouldn't have been close.

    But yeah, I'd rather have the SRT-10 or Lightning, but I was just talking everyday, non-sport trucks.

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    Actually I was talking about how nice it would be to have that engine in the 350Z.

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    I have a 99 Z28 6spd and i raced my friends 2004 G35 A5(same as 350Z). I had a shit launch and was even with him by the top of 2nd and by the time we were doing 100 i had atleast 3 car lenghts on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jking
    There was a stock Titan at the track this weekend running 15.30's.

    There were several Hemi's, and none of them got out of the 16's.

    My friend has a 4x4 Titan, and I drove it against a regular cab Super Bee truck one night. We made several runs, and it was dead even, like you were racing your shadow or some shit.

    If that Hemi had been and extended cab 4x4, it wouldn't have been close.

    But yeah, I'd rather have the SRT-10 or Lightning, but I was just talking everyday, non-sport trucks.
    I've seen single cab Hemis hit low 15s.

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