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I scared a skittle...

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    Talking I scared a skittle...

    My friend (04 lancer evo) and I (99 T/A) pull up to a IHOP and see a red srt-4 in the parking lot. We go in, eat, discuss something I will put in AAG, and leave.

    As I get into my car, I see the Skittle's crowd (and owner) near the Evo. The owner stops my friend and asks if he want sto run the neon...Sorry..this might be better.

    Neon: you want to run the neon?
    Evo: excuse me?
    Neon: is that a turbo? (without waiting for answer) you want to run the neon?
    Evo: Not really (he was drunk)
    Neon:does it pass the fist test?
    Evo:
    RUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBLLLEEEEEEE (i start my car)
    Neon: can your fist fit in the turbo?
    Evo: I am bigger than 5'8" so no
    Neon: have you run your car?
    T/A: i have!
    Evo: no
    Neon: anything done?
    T/A: I do!
    Evo: not really
    T/A: HEY KID, ILL RUN YOU!
    Neon: no, i need someone in my caliber.

    Fair enough, but how did he know my friends car wasnt stock?! I didnt know the neon was stock and I still wouldve run him. I guess thats a test of a true racer. Win or Lose, the race is everything.

    Good thing I didnt though, I was tipsy.

    (Insert fatherly, condescending comments here)
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    HAHA sweet! He sounded like a douche! "Pass the fist test" WTF?? Dumbass!lol

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    you should've waited for him to leave and forced him into a race...spanked his ass...and then said... "my exhaust passes the Fist Test..." and then just go... oh...and you where way to low for my Caliber car... jeje

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    What an idiot...

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    that's the type of Shit I get the few and far between times I go out with my friends Supra... everyone looks at him...and wants to run him...when my car is just as fast...

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    I think he was secretly referring to his pooper for the fist test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecorrectformula View Post
    I think he was secretly referring to his pooper for the fist test.
    I'd have told him his GF passed the fist test

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