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heads,cam, stalled LS1 vs Escort LX

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    I went up to the store this evening just to get out of the house more than anything and took the bird up there. I went in and got my stuff. On the way out I'm easing across the parking lot and I see this douche flying to my left to get in front of me with the fart can wailing. We catch the light exiting the parking lot with me behind him and he's slumped over in the seat reving the piss out of this thing to listen to his fart can. I'm thinking whatever and the light turns green and of course he floors all 110HP of this thing and I just go about my business.
    Up the road I see him get over in the right hand lane and hit his brakes to wait on me. Now I'm kinda laughing because it's getting funny. I get to him and look over and he's staring straight ahead so I keep doing my 35mph down the road. He falls back a few times and punches it to pass me and now I'm laughing because I thought he was just playing around but he's still staring straight ahead all slumped over like a gang banger.
    I keep at my 35mph for another mile or so then start easing up. That's when I notice his window is now down. I keep easing up and when my nose gets almost to his rear bumper I open the cutout up. After the cutout opens I hammer it right next to his window. I pull over at a gas station to talk to someone that works there and this douche goes by 2-3 times flooring it so I can hear his fart can. All and all a pretty funny ass trip to the grocery store.

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    ha ha that's a funny one. Sounds like a doophis that knows nothing about muscle cars.

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    Yeah but doesn't the fart can give him like 40-50hp?? haha

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    i can't believe how dumb kids are today. well they say every generation gets more lazy, i guess stupidity goes along with that too.

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    "heads,cam, stalled LS1 vs Escort LX"

    I read the title of this thread and immediately thought...."HAHA, I'm sure that was a close one"!! HAHA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2-bowties&abird View Post
    i can't believe how dumb kids are today. well they say every generation gets more lazy, i guess stupidity goes along with that too.
    I think society builds up this "budget race car" shit way too much. I like freedom as much as the next guy, but can't there be a law against aftermarket support for escorts and tercels and mirages etc. etc. etc....however, saying that the young guys don't know any better isn't true anymore than saying that I'm tired of all you old dudes in here crowding up the passing lane with your blinkers on besides...I'm 20 and I knew enough to go ls1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johns00Z28 View Post
    Yeah but doesn't the fart can give him like 40-50hp?? haha
    nope, they add about 110 lol. Slap a sticker on with that fart can, and the possibilites are endless!

    On a more serious note, I always love seeing that 1 1/4" to 4" adapter from the stock exhaust to the fart can haha. What dumbass looks at that and doesn't think twice about how stupid it looks?

    Good kill, that dude seems like a real pole smoker.

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    Nice.... I hate douchebags like that. I get those morons all the time that like to ride my bumper and rev and and swerve all the time and wont pass when I slow down for them. They just don't learn.

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    I'm all for the concept of going fast on a budget, however seeing a Toyota Paseo (equipped with it's thunderous 93 hp 1.5L powerplant and a 5" fart can muffler) flying through my neighborhood was just another reminder that there are so many kids out there that just missed the point! HAHA!

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    I had a little better one yesterday. I was cruising around logging the car ( just looking for a reason to go cruising more than anything) and I see a guy and girl on a bike behind me and he drops out from behind me to blow past me. I nailed it and stopped his run then started to pull and shut it down do to traffic up ahead. He was pretty cool about it. At the next light him and his gf/wife gave me the thumbs up and were both smiling. Not sure what bike it was.....not a real fast one. Like a shadow or something. I would love to have ran him without the passenger though to see how well I did against him.

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    haha.... gotta love the idiots! This reminds me of a guy that I guess raced me yesterday. I left a red light as usual not getting on it much, and there was a younger guy in a Ford Contour or something like that. I didn't think nothing of it then after I was at my cruising speed for a few seconds the guy pulls up next to me and give me a thumbs up and a head nod. I didn't realize we were racing, but I guess I won!

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