eclipse got owned

**Z28Camaro010** · 03-13-2006, 08:24 PM

Drivin down rt40 gettin ready to get onto 695 going to class(there is a light to get on the on ramp) i get cut off by some thug in a pimped out eclispe complete with the 6" coffe can exhaust and wing. I'm a little pissed he cut me off then he has the nerve to sit in front of me and rev it (i've herd weedwackers sound better). Well the light changes and he is on it the buzz is really annoying so i proceed to tail gate him with little effort and blow by him as soon as we hop on 695. Now here is the good part i'm about 3-4 cars in front of him and his flashers come on. I was like WTF does he think he beat me. This is when i notice he is slowing down and pulling to the shoulder with smoke coming from under the hood. so not only did i smoke him but he broke something.

**oneBADDz** · 03-13-2006, 08:58 PM

Haha he got -smoked-

**rigdoctormark** · 03-13-2006, 10:06 PM

nothing like a little fried rice!!!!!!!!!

**toneloc60** · 03-14-2006, 05:13 AM

Another ricer, WOKing home.

**Wayah-bird** · 03-14-2006, 05:21 AM

[QUOTE=Z28Camaro010] (i've heard weedwackers sound better). QUOTE]

The ultimate insult. I love that line!

**PureSpeed** · 03-14-2006, 05:34 AM

ive got a buddy with an eclipse. he bought this car for 11 grand, should have cost him 8. all its got is a turbonetics turbo and waste gate, k&n airfilter, greddy type s b.o.v, and a greddy catback exhaust. He claims hes pushing somewhere around 300 horsepower. He keeps tellin me that he'll smoke me and i think its hilarious. ive driven his car before, and it doesnt pull nearly as hard as the camaro does. so either he has 300 horsepower and like no torque whatsoever or hes just got no power at all. either way, when i race him, you'll all know.

**Warbird** · 03-15-2006, 10:57 AM

Lol, he probably hit the rev limiter and blown a headgasket, or maybe the welds on his intake.

**Devylyst** · 03-16-2006, 03:50 AM

Or just like in the first F&F, a piece of the passenger floor board drops out...

**Devylyst** · 03-16-2006, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by toneloc60

Another ricer, WOKing home.

Ah man, new quote for the sig

**toneloc60** · 03-16-2006, 05:15 AM

Glad you liked it Devylyst.

**TransAm45** · 03-17-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Warbird

Lol, he probably hit the rev limiter and blown a headgasket, or maybe the welds on his intake.

**MikeSomething** · 03-18-2006, 06:32 AM

Dant dant DANT, another one bites the dust-uh! What's up w/ DSM cars? Is Diamond Star Motors even still in business?

**JWBZ SVT** · 03-18-2006, 11:16 AM

So what does it mean when they turn on their flashers? I haven't seen any of them do it around here but then again, I try to avoid them like the plague.

**Street Lethal** · 03-18-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Z28Camaro010

...so not only did i smoke him but he broke something.

Nice work...

**blue02Z** · 03-18-2006, 02:48 PM

you smoked him then he smoked himself!!

**Wang Pu** · 03-23-2006, 05:41 PM

JW... I believe they flip on the flashers when they "win". It usually takes place 5 minutes and two counties down the road after you've done stopped, got out, stretched, smoked a cig., and then decided to get back on the road totally forgetting that you even wasted your time with them. Driving by sounding like a wounded bumblebee stuck in a can next to a microphone.

**LS1King** · 03-24-2006, 08:17 AM

Nothing like a little fried rice to get evening started right! LOL

**Raoul-Duke** · 03-24-2006, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Devylyst

Or just like in the first F&F, a piece of the passenger floor board drops out...

HAHAHAH OH YEAH WHAT A PIEACE A SHIT, WHY WOULD THAT EVEN HAPPEN???

**Wang Pu** · 03-24-2006, 08:27 PM

Oh yeah passenger floor boards fall out all the time, why just last week I had three fall out all while yelling at my laptop because it didn't want me to blow my welds and some

. It's all cool though cause I then proceded to fire it right back up and give it hell running away from the po-po

m0dular6480 · 03-25-2006, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Camaro010

Drivin down rt40 gettin ready to get onto 695 going to class(there is a light to get on the on ramp) i get cut off by some thug in a pimped out eclispe complete with the 6" coffe can exhaust and wing. I'm a little pissed he cut me off then he has the nerve to sit in front of me and rev it (i've herd weedwackers sound better). Well the light changes and he is on it the buzz is really annoying so i proceed to tail gate him with little effort and blow by him as soon as we hop on 695. Now here is the good part i'm about 3-4 cars in front of him and his flashers come on. I was like WTF does he think he beat me. This is when i notice he is slowing down and pulling to the shoulder with smoke coming from under the hood. so not only did i smoke him but he broke something.

Eclipse: $18,000
Pointless and ghey mods: $9,000
Getting your shit blown up when trying to race domestic muscle: Priceless