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    Man here in Shreveport & Bossier City there are sooo many Mustangs .
    I believe they've been beat down so many times by the few Z/28's - SS's and Trans Am's that now they are all gun shy . Nobody wants to play anymore . It's gotten to the point where we just have to run each other or pick on some C5's every now & then . I mean shit , the little Stangers have their wittle Mustang Club and all they do is have show & shine and just cruise around lookin pretty while trying to avoid the LS1 crowd . Their all so pathetic , I almost feel sorry for them . An LS1 pulls up next to em and they get that "DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS" expression on their face , like they know their about to have their ass handed to em . Its the same type of situation time after time .
    One time a typical Short fat dorky lookin Ford guy in his F-150 pulled up behind me & saw my LS1 Tech license plate frame that says " I PIMP-SLAP MUSTANGS" . And this guy got off on that . I mean he took it personal. Hell when I looked back he was standing in the seat jumpin up & down mumbling something . So I pull over and ask him what his problem was. Seems he has a GT Mudstang & he thinks it's fast . So I tell him to go get that f*#ker and I'll wait right here . Well, you know the story , of course he's a no-show . Poor guy . I'm sure I ruined his day .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z ROADSTER View Post
    Man here in Shreveport & Bossier City there are sooo many Mustangs .
    I believe they've been beat down so many times by the few Z/28's - SS's and Trans Am's that now they are all gun shy . Nobody wants to play anymore . It's gotten to the point where we just have to run each other or pick on some C5's every now & then . I mean shit , the little Stangers have their wittle Mustang Club and all they do is have show & shine and just cruise around lookin pretty while trying to avoid the LS1 crowd . Their all so pathetic , I almost feel sorry for them . An LS1 pulls up next to em and they get that "DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS" expression on their face , like they know their about to have their ass handed to em . Its the same type of situation time after time .
    One time a typical Short fat dorky lookin Ford guy in his F-150 pulled up behind me & saw my LS1 Tech license plate frame that says " I PIMP-SLAP MUSTANGS" . And this guy got off on that . I mean he took it personal. Hell when I looked back he was standing in the seat jumpin up & down mumbling something . So I pull over and ask him what his problem was. Seems he has a GT Mudstang & he thinks it's fast . So I tell him to go get that f*#ker and I'll wait right here . Well, you know the story , of course he's a no-show . Poor guy . I'm sure I ruined his day .
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    any mods to your car?
    Just the usual , a lid / K&N and a hooker cat-back . A convertible no less . Oh , and one of those SLP smooth rubber thingies that goes between the mass air meter & the throttle body . It just replaces the factory accordion/pleated connector. GC and Z-Maxed . Just you typical 13.00 flat 106 MPH street car .

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    Smooth bellows was the word your looking for. Raced any cobras yet?
    Dont ruin his fun just yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    Smooth bellows was the word your looking for. Raced any cobras yet?
    Similarly , around here they are the same gun shy bunch as their GT brethren . I can understand when a flea-male is driving but when a man's driving a Cobra & I'm talkin a 03-04 Cobra and they still refuse to take the bait then yeah, he's probably been blown away by an LS1 (stock or not ). I'm tellin ya , even the mighty SRT-8's walk softly when there's an LS1 around . Even C6 Vette's know to be careful of Z/28's & SS's cause they're probably not stock .

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    OMG. Are you for real? Do you really think you're that high and mighty? A "13.00 flat 106 MPH street car" is absolute cannon-fodder that isn't worth the time of any halfway-real racer.

    Speaking of which...is that what your car ran at a track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z ROADSTER View Post
    Similarly , around here they are the same gun shy bunch as their GT brethren . I can understand when a flea-male is driving but when a man's driving a Cobra & I'm talkin a 03-04 Cobra and they still refuse to take the bait then yeah, he's probably been blown away by an LS1 (stock or not ). I'm tellin ya , even the mighty SRT-8's walk softly when there's an LS1 around . Even C6 Vette's know to be careful of Z/28's & SS's cause they're probably not stock .
    your to much man cobras and vettes stomp all over f-bods modded or not, A c6 vette and cobra will do 12.7's minimum stock. Put a cheap ass pulley on a cobra and there tickling high 11's with the right support. If you want some of that action go to the track-happy hunting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z ROADSTER View Post
    Similarly , around here they are the same gun shy bunch as their GT brethren . I can understand when a flea-male is driving but when a man's driving a Cobra & I'm talkin a 03-04 Cobra and they still refuse to take the bait then yeah, he's probably been blown away by an LS1 (stock or not ). I'm tellin ya , even the mighty SRT-8's walk softly when there's an LS1 around . Even C6 Vette's know to be careful of Z/28's & SS's cause they're probably not stock .
    are you sure your not getting your car confused with Chuck Norris?!?! i real like the part "even the mighty SRT-8's walk softly when there's an LS1 around". where do you get this stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z ROADSTER View Post
    Similarly , around here they are the same gun shy bunch as their GT brethren . I can understand when a flea-male is driving but when a man's driving a Cobra & I'm talkin a 03-04 Cobra and they still refuse to take the bait then yeah, he's probably been blown away by an LS1 (stock or not ). I'm tellin ya , even the mighty SRT-8's walk softly when there's an LS1 around . Even C6 Vette's know to be careful of Z/28's & SS's cause they're probably not stock .
    OMG did u fall off the Fuc*in short bus! I used to own a LS1, and have respect for everyone on this site besides you! It's worth me driving down just to SMOKE YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jray0305usa View Post
    ls1... the engine built by the hand of god himself... brought down from the great slum of detroit and placed apon yee near mortals.... how dare you mock... lol jk
    Around here I get hassled by ricers and v6 mustangs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z ROADSTER View Post
    Man here in Shreveport & Bossier City there are sooo many Mustangs .
    I believe they've been beat down so many times by the few Z/28's - SS's and Trans Am's that now they are all gun shy . Nobody wants to play anymore . It's gotten to the point where we just have to run each other or pick on some C5's every now & then . I mean shit , the little Stangers have their wittle Mustang Club and all they do is have show & shine and just cruise around lookin pretty while trying to avoid the LS1 crowd . Their all so pathetic , I almost feel sorry for them . An LS1 pulls up next to em and they get that "DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS" expression on their face , like they know their about to have their ass handed to em . Its the same type of situation time after time .
    One time a typical Short fat dorky lookin Ford guy in his F-150 pulled up behind me & saw my LS1 Tech license plate frame that says " I PIMP-SLAP MUSTANGS" . And this guy got off on that . I mean he took it personal. Hell when I looked back he was standing in the seat jumpin up & down mumbling something . So I pull over and ask him what his problem was. Seems he has a GT Mudstang & he thinks it's fast . So I tell him to go get that f*#ker and I'll wait right here . Well, you know the story , of course he's a no-show . Poor guy . I'm sure I ruined his day .
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    In reality, there are a bunch of cars driving around on the highway that would give a "13.00 second street car" a good run for their money. What's even more shocking to many die hard "muscle" guys is that the list of those that would give us a good run also includes a Hyundai, a Neon, pretty much any AMG Mercedes including the Caravan and a couple other turbo 4-cylinder cars.

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