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This is a discussion on funny/stupid questions asked about your car within the Camaro / SS forums, part of the Vehicle Specific category; Originally Posted by shady milkman me - a cobra terminator is faster stock for stock against a f-body ls1.com member ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shady milkman View Post
    me - a cobra terminator is faster stock for stock against a f-body
    ls1.com member - but it needs a s/c to beat us, imagine if we had a s/c
    Hey!! i think that was me.....lol

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    Buddy of mine is convinced WS.6 acutally amounts too real H/P gains

    Buddy: ya but i bet you blow the doors off that corvette once that WS.6 kicks in.
    ME:.....i love you lol
    that one had me laughing for over a year..and still does XD

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    Him: let me see under the hood
    Me: "pop"
    Him: Not bad, front wheel drive right?
    Me:.....no......its rear
    Him: No, im pretty sure these are front wheel drive.


    Me: Ill take these tires
    Him: Sorry we cant install anything but factory size
    Me: Ok whatever, I'll take whatever you have in that
    Him: We don't carry your size
    Me: Can you order it
    Him: no....

    its a freakin 235/55/16....not a crazy size, and they had 245/50/16...1 cm wider...and will be damn close to the same overall height......whatever.

    Its for my V6 camaro, barely failed inspection that morning...I didn't care, I just needed tires.


    Plus many horror stories from auto part stores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konigandy6 View Post
    What is with girls arguing about the performance of a Mustang being greater? I hear it all the time when I'm out and talking cars with a group of people. Is it that there is just more Mustangs on the road so that's all they're accustomed to? I used to argue back, but now I just keep my mouth shut, it's not worth the wasted breath. Pissing contests don't amount to the truth... the road does.

    **Edit** I shouldn't say girls, giving the assumption it's all of them... so let me rephrase, ALL girls EXCEPT Dena and the female members of this forum!!
    I have no idea but I've been in that same situation before. We were partyin down the shore and a girl asks about my car. I told her it was a 99 camaro and right away she asks if its fast. I replied "I think its pretty fast but if u want I'll take u for a ride and u can be the judge. she starts laughin and then is like "why didnt u get a mustang though, there faster and so mucher nicer. I'm like ok 1. there definately not faster, i spank mustangs all day. and 2. looks is personal preferance and i like mine better. shes was like really the camaros are faster?? I always thought the mustangs were. I told her "well u see more of them because their more affordable, camaros are much better cars though for the money" after that she just shook her head and agreed with me. lol

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    Me:......WAT?.................No...

    Them:.....Oh...ok.....nice car(or just walk away)

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    leaving the gym today i saw someone mention my car and say "i hate camaro's they are such gas gustlers, doesnt the guy that owns it know that he is making a bigger carbon foot print than anyone else in the parking lot" as i hear that i say: i know what you mean, the owner of that car must not really care at all about his carbon print, he also probably drives at 100+ on the highway, dont you just hate people like that? then i leave get in my car pull towards the front lower my window and wave goodbye

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancam99ss View Post
    leaving the gym today i saw someone mention my car and say "i hate camaro's they are such gas gustlers, doesnt the guy that owns it know that he is making a bigger carbon foot print than anyone else in the parking lot" as i hear that i say: i know what you mean, the owner of that car must not really care at all about his carbon print, he also probably drives at 100+ on the highway, dont you just hate people like that? then i leave get in my car pull towards the front lower my window and wave goodbye
    lmao. with a jaw dropping 22 mpg in vegas traffic. not bad for a 13 second vehicle. i love how those power cells in the hybrids do just as much environmental damage as a gas guzzler if not more when the cells need to be replaced.

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    Me: I need an 3.4L dohc LQ1 front exhaust manifold in 1992 castings....

    Him: (long pause) Umm what car is an LQ1?

    Mein are you kidding me expressions) 3.4L dohc LQ1 is a w-body specific engine..

    Him: Never heard of it...

    Me: That's nice, how about we ask the computer???

    Him: Um day' don makem...

    Me: (walks out the door).

    Me: arrive @ the same auto parts different location..

    Me: I need an 3.4L dohc LQ1 front exhaust manifold in 1992 castings....

    Him: (after checking computer) Here we are, looks like 64 bucks. I can have it in a couple days...

    Me: I'll take it...

    You can almost tell who will be of help and whom will not just walking through the door these days it seems.. I hate when auto parts places hire button pushers/paycheck collectors, instead of people whom actually know something. Love wasting time training people whom don't even work for me. Simply put, if I'm buying a cam for an SBC it does'nt really matter what vehicle it's in...

    Some folks are looking for a specific part that's what part numbers are for............
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    so me and my ex go to her moms house when i first got my formula...she walks outside and goes "damn, i didnt know you could afford a corvette!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by needls1again View Post
    so me and my ex go to her moms house when i first got my formula...she walks outside and goes "damn, i didnt know you could afford a corvette!"
    awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TmaxicanA View Post
    awesome.
    lol yea it was classic cause i let her think it was a vette for a little while.

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    haha..i guess i can kinda see how it might be confused for a vette?

    ive glanced at a 3000GT before and thought it was a TA..untill i took a second look

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    him: hey is that wing functional
    me: nope ..
    him: too bad...i hate when people put useless things on their car
    me: it is oem
    him: w/e
    me: *looks at his car..pontiac sunfire with a huge wing* ok douchebag

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    Quote Originally Posted by shady milkman View Post
    him: hey is that wing functional
    me: nope ..
    him: too bad...i hate when people put useless things on their car
    me: it is oem
    him: w/e
    me: *looks at his car..pontiac sunfire with a huge wing* ok douchebag
    lmfao i like that one. only thing better would have been if it was a STI EVO or Cobalt lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TmaxicanA View Post
    haha..i guess i can kinda see how it might be confused for a vette?

    ive glanced at a 3000GT before and thought it was a TA..untill i took a second look
    yea i have also glanced at the 3000s from a distance and thought it could be a t/a

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    Quote Originally Posted by cancam99ss View Post
    leaving the gym today i saw someone mention my car and say "i hate camaro's they are such gas gustlers, doesnt the guy that owns it know that he is making a bigger carbon foot print than anyone else in the parking lot" as i hear that i say: i know what you mean, the owner of that car must not really care at all about his carbon print, he also probably drives at 100+ on the highway, dont you just hate people like that? then i leave get in my car pull towards the front lower my window and wave goodbye
    Did someone say "carbon footprint"? Read the last line in my sig...
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    2002 Z28: NBM/Tan, MTI smooth lid, smooth bellows, !AIR, !cats, 1-3/4" QTP SS LT's, 2-1/2" TD's with X-pipe, MagnaFlows dumped at axle, custom welded SFC's, MidWest Chassis body mount adjustable T/A, 3400 stall, 3.23 gears (was 2.73). Tuned: 343rwhp/357rwt (before TD's). Best: 12.559 @ 108+, 1.73 60' @ 3500' DA w/MT ET Street DR's.

    Carbon footprint? CLOWN SHOE!

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    im almost blind in one eye so looking at things from a distance are sometimes are too tell..the lights are the give away for me

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