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    be carefull flirting at a halloween party


    A wife got a terrible headache & told her husband to go to the
    Halloween party alone.

    He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued & said
    she was going to take some aspirin & go to bed & there was no
    need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
    costume & away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke with no
    headache and, as it was still early, decided go to the party.

    Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
    have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
    not with him. So she joined the party & soon spotted her husband in his
    costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
    'chick' he could, & copping a little feel here & a little kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and, being a rather seductive babe
    herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
    time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
    he was her husband.

    After more drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear &
    she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love
    in the back seat.
    Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home.
    She put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
    explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
    time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
    when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance
    much?'

    He replied, 'I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
    met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
    spare room and played poker all evening.'



    'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
    night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.

    To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your
    brother. Apparently he had the time of his life!'

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    HAHAHA. That's awesome.

    I actually went to a Halloween party last Friday w/out the Fiancee (was sick) and had a bit too much fun myself. I read the above post w/ both interest, and fear of it was a real story - until I read the end. lol.

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    lol damn thats jacked up!

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    She had sex with her brother.

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    Man I heard that joke before.

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    Hi

    Quote Originally Posted by Lethal Z View Post
    Man I heard that joke before.
    good now u have read it too

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