You know you drive an F-body when

[IT_SS]

Found this on camaroforums.com, thought it was funny as hell, keep it going after 32...

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
ohyeah.

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"
everytime

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off


12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school..

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
no. theres not ticks in my car

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape

32. when you use terms of endearment with your girl friend/wife in the car and she gets jealous because she knows your talking about the car! - IT_SS

[tatertot91]

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
ohyeah.

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

24) You drive passed an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
no. theres not ticks in my car

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig

That about sums up my FBody Experience so far

[konigandy6]

Excellent! I lol'ed at a couple of those thinking I was the only one who does it... namely :

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

haha

[manarth5103]

33. When you have to replace your window motars every few years.

[IT_SS]

33. When you have to replace your window motars every few years.

had to do that when i first bought the sob!

[NeeD4SpeeD]

Found this on camaroforums.com, thought it was funny as hell, keep it going after 32...

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
ohyeah.

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"
everytime

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off


12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school..

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
no. theres not ticks in my car

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape

32. when you use terms of endearment with your girl friend/wife in the car and she gets jealous because she knows your talking about the car! - IT_SS

I can honestly say...... I do everyone of those LOL!

[TransAm11973]

number 5 is awesome,....I thought I was the only one!!!!

[IT_SS]

number 5 is awesome,....I thought I was the only one!!!!

its funny because my house is near an over pass, pisses mom off everytime

[Zapper2003]

Only 8 hours to do plugs? Please. I have an LT1.

[GoldenFlame]

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape

Ugh, My turndowns scrape all the time

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

Stockcar, not indycar

[35th-ANV-SS]

Glad I'm not the only one who does almost every single one of these

[fccs]

Don't forget the good ole, when you clean your rear more then your front because thats where the dirt lays and that's what most people see..

[blackSS01]

Sign me up for almost all of them

[Spikito]

I'm guilty of a lot of these....i especially the one about taking driveways at an angle.

One I'd like to add;

34.) After parking your car, you always look back atleast once as you walk away.

[Poppn]

34.) After parking your car, you always look back atleast once as you walk away.

+1 times a million.

tried not looking before....doesn't work

[96z28]

F U!! u make me miss my hawk!

[NeeD4SpeeD]

35) You often find yourself day dreaming, while driving about how you can get money, or not pay a bill, in order to buy your next mod upgrade!

LOL, it's sad i do it too often!

[SMWS6TA]

33. When you have to replace your window motars every few years.

33. When you have to replace your window motars and headlight gears every few years


^^^^
FIXED

[kiddynamite]

36. every kid in the subdivision stops whatever they are doing to watch you cruise by...pointing and jaws dropping....

give it a little rev as you past and they all go ape-shit

[tatertot91]

33. When you have to replace your window motars and headlight gears every few years


^^^^
FIXED

Mine must be broken... Never had that problem
Ohh yeah, i drive one of those other kinda Fbodys troubling myself with what kinda tips to use (if any) since i dont have a special rear bumper valence thingy like you guys.