You kids are smart sum bitches

**Sarge** · 07-21-2007, 06:59 AM

Lemme see....how should I respond?....little background first.....guy is a light mechanic at a Toyota dealership...I guess that means he changes oil and rotates tires on Jap Crap all day......he and I got into an argument on a oil website over Royal Purple.....I went at it with facts...UOA's and such....he went at it with " my cousins next door neighbors sons best friends dad's uncle who knew a guy and loved Royal Purple" angle....
So of course the majority of members there are ignoring his dumbass post....so I PM the kid and tell him to stick with the facts and he is looking like a butt muncher delux and I get this reponse....

"As you can see, I don't even read PMs from goobers like yourself. I erase them. Grow you a set and say what you have to say on the forum like everyone else does. Oh, by the way, have a nice day.

"

I could just let it go....but this kid is so fucking stupid I have to respond....so what is my response?

**Nastyfoot** · 07-21-2007, 07:03 AM

Goober!.......

I'm sure your response whatever it ends up being will be a zinger. Keep us updated.

**Sarge** · 07-21-2007, 07:07 AM

Kid leaves himself so wide open...I dont read PM's then he responds....easy target....I'm thinking about a setup....make a troll account like a girl...HotSuzieToyotaDriver or some such shit....to draw him out....maybe a Toyota thread question....then when he responds I'll tell him all the mechanics that ever worked on my Toyota are gay and ask if he is also....that his gayness reflects in all his post...

**Nastyfoot** · 07-21-2007, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Kid leaves himself so wide open...I dont read PM's then he responds....easy target....I'm thinking about a setup....make a troll account like a girl...HotSuzieToyotaDriver or some such shit....to draw him out....maybe a Toyota thread question....then when he responds I'll tell him all the mechanics that ever worked on my Toyota are gay and ask if he is also....that his gayness reflects in all his post...

I think I like that! Your on to something. Too bad we can't get him over here to this forum, now THAT would be fun.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 07-21-2007, 12:36 PM

What, you mean Toyota mechanics aren't gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

**derrinx** · 07-21-2007, 12:40 PM

come on, do you really need to ask us you old fart?... you can do it!

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 07-21-2007, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Kid leaves himself so wide open...I dont read PM's then he responds....easy target....I'm thinking about a setup....make a troll account like a girl...HotSuzieToyotaDriver or some such shit....to draw him out....maybe a Toyota thread question....then when he responds I'll tell him all the mechanics that ever worked on my Toyota are gay and ask if he is also....that his gayness reflects in all his post...

u r a riot sarge

**LETHALxLS1** · 07-21-2007, 01:07 PM

Damn e-wars will never end until there is a button to push that will punch some smartass in the face.

**derrinx** · 07-21-2007, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by BREAKxNECKxSPEED

Damn e-wars will never end until there is a button to push that will punch some smartass in the face.

**Spaz** · 07-21-2007, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I could just let it go....but this kid is so fucking stupid I have to respond....so what is my response?

tell the butt munch that you will unleash "Spaz" upon him... that should be good enough to shut him up for a few decades...

**SLIM_DURST** · 07-21-2007, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Kid leaves himself so wide open...I dont read PM's then he responds....easy target....I'm thinking about a setup....make a troll account like a girl...HotSuzieToyotaDriver or some such shit....to draw him out....maybe a Toyota thread question....then when he responds I'll tell him all the mechanics that ever worked on my Toyota are gay and ask if he is also....that his gayness reflects in all his post...

haha, I like the way you think! Any time someone tries to rip you and ends it with "have a nice day" , it calls for some extra planning/attention to get them back

**310stanger** · 07-21-2007, 02:15 PM

You didnt know that all Lube techs taste all the oil and shit out their own UOA's which they analyze in hopes of being real techs?

**Knighthawk LS1** · 07-21-2007, 06:31 PM

He sounds like a wrench fairy to me....

**DanWS6** · 07-21-2007, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1

He sounds like a wrench fairy to me....

It must be true, for if anyone was an expert on fairy's it'd be knighthawk.

**Knighthawk LS1** · 07-21-2007, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by DanWS6

It must be true, for if anyone was an expert on fairy's it'd be knighthawk.

*CartMan* YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL KILL YOU

Why you so mean to me dan, i've always been nice to you, you damn penis

**DanWS6** · 07-21-2007, 07:04 PM

I'll stop once you get another f-body. I swear.

**Anthracis** · 07-21-2007, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

"As you can see, I don't even read PMs from goobers like yourself. I erase them. Grow you a set and say what you have to say on the forum like everyone else does. Oh, by the way, have a nice day.

"

I could just let it go....but this kid is so fucking stupid I have to respond....so what is my response?

You obviously have the IQ of a sand flea! You state, "I don't even read PMs"...but you respond. So which is it? Do you erase them or respond? Are you bipolar?

BTW, reality check, the best part of you dribbled down your mama's leg and ended up as a stain on the back of the ricksha on which you were conceived! And guess what ass-eyes...Pull that Toy....yoda out of your ass so that you can actually start making some sense again.

Have a Happy Day!

That would be MY response!

**joerockhead** · 07-21-2007, 08:05 PM

Just reply back either something about the day he finally grows up and learns something for himself, he will finally be a man.

or something about saying "You are right, I should not lower myself to a 5 year old mentality like you. I will leave you alone before you begin to cry"

**0rion** · 07-22-2007, 12:35 AM

people that think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

**ATCharming** · 07-22-2007, 01:02 AM

someone

this noobs thread!!

hahaha

the troll account idea sounds fun. it sounds ironic that a mod of this board is going to go onto another board and break rules

like a cop going to a different county and robbing a bank or sumthing lol