Are you feeling down?

[Smittro]

Things got ya down? Well, Then, Consider This:

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery of why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current without touching him and getting into the shocking current herself, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

It came back with “Return to Sender” stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. Allah is Good!




There, now we're feeling better, aren't we?

[basballny2]

lolol

[waldo]

All funny but I'm still down! sometimes so down death seems like the easy way out. everybody wants something from you and soon there's nothing left of you.

[ls1blackbeauty98]

makes ya think your day could be worse!

[Spaz]

infidel...

[Smittro]

All funny but I'm still down! sometimes so down death seems like the easy way out. everybody wants something from you and soon there's nothing left of you.

Maybe cuz it is the easy way out. I'm sorta a cold basterd, my wife and little one come first no matter what. Everyone else gets the back seat or no seat. It would be stupid to kill ones self over other peoples problems IMHO. I dont allow people other than my wife and kid pull me any direction I dont want to go. Last thing I will do is allow those whom do'nt want to help them selves, or do what it takes to get themselves strait to pull me down. It's easier for folks to ask for things than to bust ass and do things on their own. I look @ it like this, I'm NOT going to be someones enabler. This just gives some no reason to change their habits. Especially if they know they can rely on others to bail them out, or do the hard things for them. I rarely say "no" to folks however everyone finds out I expect them to do things for themselves as well. I'm a good leaning post, but I'm not going to hold thier lives up/together for them...

[Smittro]

makes ya think your day could be worse!

Haha yes this is true. I just figure if I can spread a laugh it's a good thing..

[Smittro]

infidel...

Bahahahaha! That comedian cracks me up with those hand pupets.

[Smittro]

Haha yes this is true. I just figure if I can spread a laugh it's a good thing..

Oh and it makes me feel good too..

[Spaz]

Bahahahaha! That comedian cracks me up with those hand pupets.

jeff dunham is awesome sauce...

[third_shift|studios]

you know, those did cheer me up quite a bit!

[Smittro]

jeff dunham is awesome sauce...

Could,nt think of his name (I'm so bad @ names) I've seen his act a few times. Kills me every time..

[Smittro]

you know, those did cheer me up quite a bit!

Cool, I aims ta please..

[PhillyLs1]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

[Smittro]

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

WTF!!! That's the same link you guys posted in my other thread!! Full of security problems!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spaz]

WTF!!! That's the same link you guys posted in my other thread!! Full of security problems!!!!!!!!!!!

doesn't show any problems for me...

[Smittro]

doesn't show any problems for me...

I clicked it last night and it was a complete fail..Had to actually push the power botton on my comp to get it to shut down..Warnings everywhere.

[Spaz]

I clicked it last night and it was a complete fail..Had to actually push the power botton on my comp to get it to shut down..Warnings everywhere.

sounds like a pre-exsisting problem... have you run a scan lately???

[Smittro]

sounds like a pre-exsisting problem... have you run a scan lately???

My comp is less than a year old and my Anti- software is the latest stuff.

[Spaz]

My comp is less than a year old and my Anti- software is the latest stuff.

i'm on my work computer with top of the line protection... snopes doens't register any threat...