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01-14-2008, 07:48 AM #1
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- Retired Outlaw Sum Bitch
Are you a Democrat/Republican/Texan Test
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
Discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
Some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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01-14-2008, 07:56 AM #2
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok
Obama ftw
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01-14-2008, 07:57 AM #3
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01-14-2008, 08:05 AM #4
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Light Pewter Metallic- y2k 8-cylinder catfish
I vote for Hitlery!
2000 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 A4 - Light Pewter Metallic
Direct Flo lid, SLP Loudmouth, Bassani Offroad Y-Pipe, BMR strut tower brace, BMR subframe connectors, shift points tune and !EGR
2011 Kia Forte EX A6 Sportmatic - Titanium Silver Metallic
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01-14-2008, 08:12 AM #5
LOL awesome. BANG!
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01-14-2008, 08:24 AM #6
I'm a Democrat...... but I'd shoot his islamic ass DEAD !!
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01-14-2008, 09:45 AM #7
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01-14-2008, 10:02 AM #8
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01-14-2008, 10:24 AM #9
i would shoot him in the leg, tie him up, bring him home where i would behead him in front of millions of people on youtube.
top that texan!
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01-14-2008, 10:43 AM #10
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- May 2007
- Location
- Bartlesville, Oklahoma, United
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- 36
- Posts
- 1,264
Bright Rally Red- 2000 Camaro SS #5075 M6
Bang!
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01-14-2008, 11:48 AM #11
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- Jul 2006
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- Baumholder, Germany
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Green- 94 Camaro 3.4
Apparently I'm a republican.
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01-14-2008, 12:34 PM #12
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