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    Talking worst day at work EVER!!!

    Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.

    She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.


    "Hi Sue, just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

    Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit.

    This time of year the water is quite cool, so what we do to keep warm is
    this: we have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

    What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

    Everything was going well, until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds, my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony, I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

    Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

    I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decom pression.

    When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

    So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job." "

    Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself:
    Is this a jellyfish bad day?

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    I like that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post


    I like that one.
    if i was that guy i'd just off my self...

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    ok, not really worth the read.

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    Lol! That would suck haha

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    Nice find!

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    i dont know what i would do if i couldnt poop for 2 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97 View Post
    i dont know what i would do if i couldnt poop for 2 days
    not poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97 View Post
    i dont know what i would do if i couldnt poop for 2 days
    Quote Originally Posted by 1fastcamarosss11 View Post
    not poop.
    i'd probably explode with the amount of food i eat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i'd probably explode with the amount of food i eat...
    you can't eat if nothing moves.

    dumbass.

    j/k.

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    Damn, good thing I didnt read it this morning.
    I was out at the beach for 5-6 hours today. See a few jellyfish while there

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1fastcamarosss11 View Post
    not poop.
    well obviously. i eat a ton of food so i have to poop all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    Damn, good thing I didnt read it this morning.
    I was out at the beach for 5-6 hours today. See a few jellyfish while there
    you mean "saw" a few jellyfish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97 View Post
    you mean "saw" a few jellyfish?
    He's foreign leave him alone!

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