A Woman's Revenge

**sassy** · 03-22-2006, 06:07 AM

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top pantyhose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next
orning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your
bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "dangler." With a death grip in place, she said "You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man, and your brother."

**toneloc60** · 03-22-2006, 06:18 AM

ouch. That's gotta suck!

**BIG D's SS** · 03-22-2006, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by sassy

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top pantyhose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next
orning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your
bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "dangler." With a death grip in place, she said "You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man, and your brother."

**ls1-ss** · 03-22-2006, 07:25 AM

Thats great, I'll have to remeber that one.

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 03-22-2006, 07:32 AM

Lmfao

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-22-2006, 08:03 AM

thats a good one

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 03-22-2006, 09:41 AM

**BillyT** · 03-22-2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by sassy

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top pantyhose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next
orning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your
bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "dangler." With a death grip in place, she said "You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man, and your brother."

And he replied.... "Yeah, well if you weren't such an out of shape fat pig, you might be able to get it to "firm up" as well as the baby sitter, my secretary, and your little sister do!"

**pecha** · 03-22-2006, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by BillyT

And he replied.... "Yeah, well if you weren't such an out of shape fat pig, you might be able to get it to "firm up" as well as the baby sitter, my secretary, and your little sister do!"

ROTFL

**BillyT** · 03-22-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by pecha

ROTFL

"A Woman's Revenge" =

**odinsonthor** · 03-22-2006, 03:37 PM

**gettin sideways** · 03-22-2006, 06:06 PM

that is sweet

**neat** · 03-23-2006, 11:22 AM

This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Women see humor in a man being sexually frustrated by his un-attractive wife.

Women see humor in cheating on a man because he is turned off by her un-attractiveness.

Getting fat, cheating on your husband, and be-littling your husband for not being sexually interested in your fat-ness. Oh yeah, that's freaking hilarious.

I realize it's just a joke, but it really does illustrate the problem with women. Women seem to think it is OK for them to completely dis-regard their man's needs. His needs for a satisfying sexual life, need to be with someone he finds attractive, etc... If a man leaves a chick's needs flailing in the wind, she fucks the postman, the gardener, and his brother. Get a clue women, this is not the way to a man's heart.

**BillyT** · 03-23-2006, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by neat

This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Women see humor in a man being sexually frustrated by his un-attractive wife.

Women see humor in cheating on a man because he is turned off by her un-attractiveness.

Getting fat, cheating on your husband, and be-littling your husband for not being sexually interested in your fat-ness. Oh yeah, that's freaking hilarious.

I realize it's just a joke, but it really does illustrate the problem with women. Women seem to think it is OK for them to completely dis-regard their man's needs. His needs for a satisfying sexual life, need to be with someone he finds attractive, etc... If a man leaves a chick's needs flailing in the wind, she fucks the postman, the gardener, and his brother. Get a clue women, this is not the way to a man's heart.

So, I take it you liked my reply.

www.nomarriage.com

seriousblack · 03-23-2006, 01:12 PM

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 03-23-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by BillyT

So, I take it you liked my reply.

www.nomarriage.com

That is a damn good read, Billy. Guys, if you haven't started reading the nomarriage site yet, you need to start. I work part time for a divorce attorney and I wish I had a gun so I could just blast the guy in the head and end his misery. Well, most of the time anyway. Some guys are smart and make sure they get a lot of protection from the woman in writing before they marry her.

**sassy** · 03-23-2006, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by neat

This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Women see humor in a man being sexually frustrated by his un-attractive wife.

Women see humor in cheating on a man because he is turned off by her un-attractiveness.

Getting fat, cheating on your husband, and be-littling your husband for not being sexually interested in your fat-ness. Oh yeah, that's freaking hilarious.

I realize it's just a joke, but it really does illustrate the problem with women. Women seem to think it is OK for them to completely dis-regard their man's needs. His needs for a satisfying sexual life, need to be with someone he finds attractive, etc... If a man leaves a chick's needs flailing in the wind, she fucks the postman, the gardener, and his brother. Get a clue women, this is not the way to a man's heart.

Is this a sensative point for you.......