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  1. 04-27-2007, 01:23 PM #1
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    Wise Sayings

    BobbySS gave me the idea to start a Wise Man Sayings Thread...

    Here's mine:

    He who go to sleep with itchy butt.......wake up with smelly finger.
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  2. 04-27-2007, 01:25 PM #2
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  6. 04-27-2007, 01:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird View Post
    Life is a bitch... then you marry one
    oooouch! personal experience?
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  8. 04-27-2007, 01:34 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    oooouch! personal experience?
    not yet... a wise man told me that
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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
    LMFAO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StangKiller615 View Post
    Gun control is being able to hit your target!
    "What did you feel when you killed the terrorist?"

    "Recoil."
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    "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
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  17. 04-27-2007, 01:46 PM #17
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