Why Cars Are Better Than Girls...

[LS1Powerhouse]

I don't have any yet but me and a few buddies were wanting to assemble shirts with reasons why cars are better than girls, seeing how we all have girlfriends, and they nag sometimes about our car obsessions... so lets here 'em.. the funnier the better.. and they don't necessarily have to be clean.

Edit: We all own American muscle

I'll start

- They're always up for being rode hard.
- Cars smell good on the inside.
- Cars don't get mad when you drive other cars.

[ztrouble]

you can turn a car on in a second

[Dan01Vette]

Cars don't want to cuddle after a long ride.

[burnws6]

Cars dont care if you jam ure dick up their exhaust?

[SleeperC5]

Cars don't care when you take out your tool and start wrenching on it whenever you want !

[burnws6]

[ztrouble]

ill tell ya a reason why women are better than cars... cuz a car can't make you breakfast in the morning when you are too hung over from drinking wild turkey and fuckin yer lady.... but then again a car wont knock the shit out of you when you say 'Bitch, go downstairs and make me a sandwich! With Mayonase!'

[02ultraZ]

Cars don't get upset when you tell them they need body work.

[ztrouble]

or when you look at their headlights for too long

[02ultraZ]

Or when you look at other cars headlights

[02ultraZ]

At least my F-bod doesn't judge my penis size!

[JwMonE99]

^lmao

[Nastyfoot]

She doesn't mind when I take her top down in public

[Soltakr]

Trading her in for a newer model is okay...oh my car like whatever radio station I pick.

[Nastyfoot]

She's loves the fact I don't make her wear a bra

[joerockhead]

A car always looks great without a bra
A car will never complain if you want to share
A car go faster when ever you ask her too
a car is not upset if you have neglected her for a while