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08-11-2008, 08:39 AM #1O U 8 1 2
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when a girl asks you to buy her a drink...
do you or don't you...
i personaly don't... infact it pisses me off most of the time... when a woman thinks she can use her "hotness/good looks/fat titties" to get you to buy her a drink by asking drives me nuts...
last friday a girl asked me... i said "no... but if you're lucky i'll let you buy me one..." so she walks away and goes to a big guy at the other end of the bar and i'm assuming she asked the same thing... he yelled "no... hell no... you look like you got in a boxing match with a silverback gorilla and lost"... i laughed pretty good at that... big dude was funny as hell... the girl made her rounds and finally found a sucker...
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08-11-2008, 08:40 AM #2I keel you!
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Bar whores are for suckers
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08-11-2008, 08:41 AM #3Epic Fail: 12mpg 3.4
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It depends... if I have been talking to and hanging out with the chick for awhile, I prolly will... but if she just walked up to me and asked... fuck that!
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08-11-2008, 08:43 AM #4They call me barney
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FUCKING PURPLE- its an 02-ish something
in all the years of sales ive had, i use the "No...but...if" statement
for example:
"No, but i will buy you a drink if you let me put it in your butt, if thats ok with you ?"
LOL they dont like that either but meh
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08-11-2008, 08:43 AM #5O U 8 1 2
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i still won't... she can talk to me all night for all i care... if i want to get her a drink i'll do it my self... i won't do it if she asks me...
Originally Posted by B34M3R
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08-11-2008, 08:44 AM #6O U 8 1 2
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most of the time they are bar whores... so they should take that as a compliment... Originally Posted by boofthese
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08-11-2008, 08:44 AM #7Exalted Cyclops
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I used to ask back, "Can I take you home and fuck your socks off?" I actually got a "Sure" twice and took one of them up on it. The other I laughed like hell at (most girls get offended) and bought her a drink anyways just for having ovaries as big as my balls.
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08-11-2008, 08:48 AM #8Senior Member
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I have never asked anyone to buy me a drink and been serious. I joke around about it (usually it is my own friends and I tell them they owe me for even sitting near them), but NEVER expect any guy to buy me a drink. If it's offered I say thank you and usually return the favor.
My BF and I were at Woodys our local bar. I met some older guy outside while I was smoking, chatted with him for a few mins, he asked me where I was sitting cause he wanted to send a round over. He sent both me and my BF drinks. When we finished them we were leaving so I asked the bartender to send him a round and back him up and add it to our tab.
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08-11-2008, 08:48 AM #9Random Pics King
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pee in her mouth.
Thats a drink? right? right?
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08-11-2008, 08:53 AM #10O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by FSANE
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08-11-2008, 08:59 AM #11Impounded
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It's not often that I manage to get into a bar, but if the occasion arises and I'm asked, I usually say something about not wanting to spend money when I can get the same outcome(end up jerking off) for free.
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08-11-2008, 09:00 AM #12Miss Pennsylvania
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Originally Posted by Spaz
ew i cant stand that
one girl i know always trys to get me to come out with her, i usually dont have the money and shes always like "ure pretty like me u dont need money" the girl really isnt pretty....at all *sorry to be mean* but she goes out and guys buy her drinks, i cant stand it. #1 nothing is free, if they buy u a drink they want something in return. #2 its just trashy in my opinion to go out with no money and expect guys to buy u drinks. id rather just buy my own
but if a good looking guy comes up to me, and he isnt bein just another asshole trying to pick me up.. and he wants to buy me a drink ill let him, just to break the ice.
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08-11-2008, 09:23 AM #13Single Malt
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I get them plain water when they ask & tell them sorry, but I only buy drinks for ladies
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08-11-2008, 09:25 AM #14Senior Member
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X10 - my same philosophy Originally Posted by Spaz
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08-11-2008, 09:26 AM #15Senior Member
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That's great! But when that's happened to me, it isn't worth my time to even get the water for 'it'. But, I like the effect! Originally Posted by rbob93
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08-11-2008, 09:27 AM #16Senior Member
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If she's stroking my cawk while asking for a drink I might oblige her.
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08-11-2008, 09:28 AM #17member since may 2000
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fuck no i dont buy them shit unless its a friend or something a long those lines. Originally Posted by Spaz
let the rookies get worked.2000 nhra edition formula
a few bolt ons, 379 rwhp
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08-11-2008, 09:31 AM #18O U 8 1 2
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fucking awesome!!! i'm doing that next time!!! Originally Posted by rbob93
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08-11-2008, 09:34 AM #19rapter34Guest
sure I do "Bartender one roofie-colada!"
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08-11-2008, 09:53 AM #20Senior Member
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Originally Posted by ntimid8r
If she's stroking my cawk while asking for a drink I might oblige her.
Classic !!!
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