What to do with a scammer? I am bored.

[FSANE]

Dear Friend,

I presume this letter will come to you as a surprise, but as things
unfold, we will know each other better. I will start by introducing
myself to you. My name is Mr. Luke Sutton and I am a Lawyer here in
The United Kingdom.

I am writing in respect of a foreigner Mr. Richard Burson , who happens to
be my client and an oil merchant and contractor who perished in a plane
crash of 31st October 1999 with other passengers aboard .

http://www.cnn.com/US/9910/31/egyptair.03/

I am desperately in need of Your assistance by way of presenting you as
the next of kin to my late client`s so as to enable us claim his unclaimed funds
worth $8,500,000:00USD. It is a risk free Business. If Interested kindly
contact me via my private email address( lukesutton@xxxx.com ) for
further details.


Thank You.
Luke Sutton.

What should write back? Fucking using a tragety to pray on people.

[cammed goat]

Write this:

"DIE IN A FIRE!!!"

[c5z28]

go onto craigslist into the rants and raves and have members send hate mail.

[Spikito]

play along for awhile.....or you could turn it around, be like hey, my account is frozen cuz of some unpaid stuff, like there's a lein on your account or something....you'd be more than hapyp to work with them if they could wire you a cash advance. After all, its just a small sum compared to the millions that will be at hand soon, lol.

[CJREX]

Get some GREAT ideas here...

www.419eater.com

This is basically a fansite for people who scam the scammers.

Get the scammer to do something stupid and get proof.

Everyone posts up their trophies like the one below.

[blackSS01]

Now I want one to email me. Literally just deleted on right before I saw this post............DAMN IT! I can't wait to fuck with one

[bigrondownhiller]

Tell him you don't have the funds but he can wire them to you so you can meet him in person in the UK. Then you can sign all paperwork to make it happen. He can even take out the price of the airfare when you get the money.

[chuckie669]

Tell him that you wish the fleas of 1000 camels bite his nuts and his arms become to short to scratch.

Short and to the point...

[JB454]

Definetly screw with them. Uhh.. I have never wired money before, how do I do it? Or shit like Someone is looking down on me now, I was teased all through my childhood. I can't believe how lucky I am. etc. Just try to get the loser excited and then shit in his rice crispies.

[ss~zoso~ss]

play it off like you knew the person who persished, and say things like small world, and wow i knew he was wealthy but didnt know it was this much, i can see why you contacted me, we were good friends... etc...