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03-19-2007, 06:54 PM #1cement head
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
* It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
* It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
* It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
* It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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03-19-2007, 06:55 PM #2cement head
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Sorry thought this was fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-20-2007, 05:21 AM #3Senior Member
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you know there is a video that goes with that, makes it much more entertaining too
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/english-fuck.html
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03-20-2007, 05:26 AM #4Senior Member
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^^What he said.^^
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03-20-2007, 08:10 AM #5cement head
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Holy sh't dude thats funny stuff.
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03-20-2007, 08:28 AM #6cement head
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Yeah i guess this is less likely to get banned, but oh well f'ck it.
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03-20-2007, 09:41 AM #7Member
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i think it should be a fuckin sticky lol
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03-20-2007, 09:47 AM #8Senior Member
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fuck yeah it should be a fuckin sticky....fuck!
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03-20-2007, 09:48 AM #9Senior Member
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there is a song with the first post as its lyrics , its funny
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03-20-2007, 12:51 PM #10cement head
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you forgot to use an adjective, didnt you learn anything from this tread lololol Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
should have said, "there is a song with the first post as its lyrics, its FUCKING funny". j/k
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03-20-2007, 01:40 PM #11404
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This has been around since at least the late 80's. It's still funny to see it though from time to time...
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03-20-2007, 01:46 PM #12Member
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One of the fucking funniest things I've ever read!
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03-20-2007, 02:44 PM #13Compulsive F bomb dropper
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this is fucking sweet. where the fuck did it come from?
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03-20-2007, 02:47 PM #14cement head
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allright were on a fucking roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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